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There you go!

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Go on in.

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Shall I put in a new one?

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My lazy boyfriend won't do it.

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Katharina, it's Luc.

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Can we meet an hour earlier?

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- In Felix, at seven?
- Shit!

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Hi, this is my dad's voice mail,
r
Henry Lehnbach.

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If you leave a message,
he may call you back.

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Where are you?

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The meeting has been moved.

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Please get dinner.

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I don't mean pizza. Cook something!

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And get eggs.

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Please, please, don't forget the cake!

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Oh no!

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- Shit.
- The fridge!

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- Just the place.
- Yep.

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I still get paid.

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Hey birthday girl!

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Happy Birthday! I love you so much.
I hope you get everything you want.

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- What about our deal?
- Nick. The new kid.

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We said no friends at the party.

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I know, but his mom is at work,
and he has no dad.

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- Everyone has a dad.
- Nick is from a test tube.

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- A reaction tube.
- A test tube!

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His mom just got sick of men.

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- A test tube?
- Well, makes sense.

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You left your baby at home alone?

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- He was asleep.
- So?

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Now he's not asleep anymore.

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- Turtles! Can I pick one up?
- Of course.

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Cute, isn't it?

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Yeah.
What's its name?

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- Stefan.
- Stefan?

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- And the others?
- Stefan, Stefan and Stefan.

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They're all called Stefan?

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- That way I can remember their names.
- That's clever.

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- Are you going to do my homework?
- Sure.

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- Are you in love with Max?
- Nonsense!

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- Did you know he has an iPhone?
- Mom says his dad's a capitalist pig.

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A what?

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He's someone
who can buy his son an iPhone

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because others do the dirty work.

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I wish my dad was a pig like that.
Then I'd definitely have an iPhone.

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- I can get you an iPhone.
- Right.

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- Honestly!
- Do my math homework first.

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Go on!

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Louis, look at this.

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It's delicious. Louis, look!

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It's so tasty!

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Forget my breasts.
You're worse than your dad.

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- Louis!
- Perhaps he'd prefer a fried egg.

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No, he wants my breast.
But there'll be no more of that.

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If I carry on
they'll be like a pair of garden hoses.

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- Very good!
- I'm out this evening. He'll have to...

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go hungry.

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Shit! How do I look?

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Good, apart from the baby puke.

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Eat. Yummy!

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- Hello.
- Are we too early?

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No. I'm just dressing down today.

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- She's so funny. I told you!
- Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm incredibly funny.

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- You must be Anna.
- Yes. Hi.

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What did this simple but
handsome orthodontist do

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to deserve such a perfect woman?

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- He's so sweet!
- No I'm not.

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- Yes you are. You're sweet.
- I'm not sweet!

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- Stop it. I'm not!
- Yes you are!

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- Where's our birthday girl?
- Come inside.

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Tristan, maybe I should...

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Otherwise it's too dark.

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What a lovely place! It's so rustic.

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Will you make your own baby with her,
or will Henry do it for you again?

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You must be crazy. No!

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- He's my dad but he didn't father me.
- You see?

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I am married to her mom.

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I mean, I used to be...

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Henry fathered me.
Dad was away and Mom had no condoms.

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Is it somebody's birthday? Hey, honey.

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A bicycle.

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What makes you think that?

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- Maybe it's a book of poems.
- Can I swap it for an iPhone?

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- Why an iPhone?
- I already got a bike.

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- Tristan...
- You didn't?

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It's even the same color. It was my idea!

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You shouldn't have told me.
I wanted to give a cool gift for once.

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You'll get a cool gift from me soon.

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- Who are you?
- I'm Nick. I'm new at school.

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- Who are you?
- This is Anna.

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Hello.

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You in Magdalena's class too?

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No, I'm Tristan's after school tutor.

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You're finally here.

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- Where's the cake?
- What cake?

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Magdalena's birthday cake.

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Don't tell me you forgot the cake.

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- I called and left you a message!
- Work was crazy.

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You only had one thing to do!

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One damn thing!

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Don't freak out.
You were the one at home all day.

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Yeah, I went shopping,
looked after Louis,

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decorated,
and got the lock broken open.

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What lock?

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Okay, you'll go out now
and get the cake.

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No cake.
I just want you to love each other.

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- Tristan should go.
- I want to play with the kids.

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- Oh yeah, you're good at that.
- Henry, you'll get it. Period.

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Tristan can go with him.
That would be so sweet of you.

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- I'm not sweet.
- Yes you are.

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Come on.
Don't be like that, dwarf rabbit.

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Dwarf rabbit?

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Maybe I should produce movies too.

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Forget about it.
It's a job for stable men.

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Not for grandpas
who mess around with underage pit babes.

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Anna's not a pit babe, or a minor.

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What do you care?
Wasn't ruining my marriage enough?

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- I didn't do that.
- You screwed my wife.

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- Is your dwarf rabbit hopping again now?
- What?

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- What did Charlotte tell you?
- The truth.

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The truth?
That woman doesn't know what that is.

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First she cheats,
then dumps a kid on me,

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grabs Magdalena's dog, and goes
to Mexico because it isn't working out.

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- You didn't want that dog.
- I'm allergic.

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I can't believe she told you
such intimate things.

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Calm down, dude.

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Every man can have trouble getting it up.

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But why do you wear wool socks
during sex?

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My doctor told me to do that.
I have cold feet.

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Is that why you always
turn the light out too?

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- What else did she say?
- Nothing.

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Oh, I almost forgot about
your penchant for little animal games.

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What now?

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Get a cab and take Magdalena the cake.
I have to work.

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- I really need to talk to you.
- Talk to your therapist.

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Go on, get out. Scoot!

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- Screw you.
- That's your pit girl's job!

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I have no money with me!

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What's up?

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Hello Henry. Sit down.

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What's wrong?

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SchweighÖfer will only do your movie
if Fichtlhuber directs it.

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- You're joking.
- Do I look like I'm joking?

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- No.
- I want you to meet with Fichtlhuber.

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Pitch our project to him.

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Tell him he can do whatever he wants,

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and that he's free to rework your script.

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What?
The guy's a complete moron!

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My script stays just the way it is.
Unbelievable!

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Josef Fichtlhuber is the star director
of international Dogme movies.

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Exactly, he made a movie
about a woman pulling off her skin!

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And he won
the Palme d'Or at Cannes for it.

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Critics have unanimously
declared ''Metamorphosis'' a masterpiece.

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I mean... That's something.

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Fewer than 20,000 people saw it!

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It also didn't have
Matthias SchweighÖfer as the lead.

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I want him in this movie!

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If he wants Fichtlhuber,
we'll grin and bear it.

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- But, but...
- Henry.

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I know full well it won't work,

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but Matthias longs
for the critics' approval.

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So we're going to do it.
Matthias is my golden goose.

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If my golden goose wants to win prizes,
then he shall.

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I'll make back the money I lose here
with ''Moritz Moritz 2.''

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We're talking about my movie here.

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No, we're talking about my movie.
This is my money.

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No Fichtlhuber, no SchweighÖfer...

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no movie.

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Matthias?

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- Is that real?
- Of course? Want to stroke it?

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I meant the gun.

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Don't worry. Look.

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It's empty.

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Isn't she cute?

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She's my only friend.
She looked right into my soul.

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Cats can do that.

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- Matthias, you're drunk.
- No I'm not.

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I'm preparing myself for a part.

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- Method!
- On that topic...

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- She will be in ''Patchwork.''
- What?

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The cat will be in ''Patchwork.''
Have you talked to Fichtlhuber?

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- No.
- Why not?

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- He's an art house director.
- No more movies with happy endings.

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That's what ''Patchwork'' is!

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- Not any more.
- What?

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In Fichtlhuber's version,
I'm not a teacher anymore.

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Instead,
I'm a psychologically damaged CIA agent,

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who drowns his sorrows in alcohol.

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His one and only friend is a cat.

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- A cat?
- Exactly. That was my idea.

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The best thing is the ending,
when everybody thinks it will be okay,

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and the happy patchwork family
all love each other.

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Then he shoots himself in the head
to get rid of his demons.

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Not like this.

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Not like that.
Ice cold, like this.

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- It will be awesome.
- Matthias, you're drunk.

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Go to bed and sleep it off.
I'll come tomorrow and we talk again.

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00:14:57,356 --> 00:15:00,275
Put that thing down, too.
It looks ridiculous.

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- Ridiculous?
- Yes.

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What the hell, man!
I've been practicing. Look at this.

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What was that?

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Shit.

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That cat was my only and best friend.

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We don't have many friends
in our business.

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- I'm your friend.
- Really?

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That's why I'll let you bury the pussy.

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Don't you want to do that?
You were soul mates.

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I can't do it.
I just can't, it's too hard.

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- Didn't you want to play a CIA agent?
- CIA agents have feelings too.

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Are you going to do it, or not?

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Come on.

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I will if you get rid of Fichtlhuber.

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- Shit, let's just leave it.
- Matthias?

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It's nearly ten.
I thought you were asleep.

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I can't get to sleep.

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- Are you in love with Nick?
- No! Why?

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You're nine now.
That's old enough to fall in love.

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Is Henry back yet?

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00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:43,545
- It must be something important.
- You missed your meeting.

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Well, he missed your cake.

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Right, it's bedtime.

225
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I think it's for you.

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00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:07,611
What's he thinking?
I've been asleep for ages.

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Hello, Magdalena.
I'm so sorry I missed your birthday.

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00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:14,201
Sleep well, big girl.

229
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,127
It can't go on like this, Henry.

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You don't know what I'm going through.

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- But I can explain.
- I don't want an explanation.

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- I want a solution.
- SchweighÖfer has gone nuts.

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- He just shot his cat.
- SchweighÖfer isn't the problem.

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00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:44,606
- You missed Magdalena's birthday.
- True, but I'll make it up to her.

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I had a meeting today.

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00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,698
- What meeting?
- With Luc.

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00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:56,410
- Who's Luc?
- Henry, Luc is my editor.

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00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,580
- Why do you need one?
- I'm writing a new book.

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00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:02,958
- You can edit it yourself.
- No, I can't!

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00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,752
- Why didn't I know?
- You don't listen.

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00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:10,132
I did listen. You're writing a new book
and saw your editor today.

242
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:11,800
Actually, I didn't.

243
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:15,971
You disappeared, so I had to
look after the kids, our kids.

244
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:18,599
- I'm moving out, Henry.
- What?

245
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,978
- So you're leaving me?
- No.

246
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:26,940
- But living together, I do everything.
- Like what?

247
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,151
- Come on, Henry.
- Name one thing.

248
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:33,113
Give me one example
of what you have to do alone.

249
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,032
Okay.

250
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,743
- Your socks, for example.
- My socks?

251
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,454
They're all over,
but not in the laundry.

252
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,080
That's not true.

253
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,132
I've looked for that one everywhere.

254
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,843
And maybe this one too?

255
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,929
And this one too. Maybe all of them?

256
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:02,601
I can't believe you're so lazy,
you can't walk those few extra meters,

257
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,562
so you stuff them here
and think I won't see.

258
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,022
It wasn't me.

259
00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:15,906
Okay, I get it.
You have a problem with my socks.

260
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:18,408
My problem isn't the socks.

261
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:21,912
It's the fact I've asked you 100 times
to put them away.

262
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:25,415
- It's about consideration and respect.
- Respect?

263
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,125
Henry.

264
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:32,756
I'm more than a mother
and a housewife.

265
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,550
- Don't you understand that?
- No.

266
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:40,013
In a relationship you have
to be prepared to make sacrifices.

267
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,641
I'm always making sacrifices!

268
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:47,604
I gave up my house and my life there
and moved to the city for you.

269
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:52,192
- So why do you want to move out?
- I can't stand myself if I don't.

270
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,361
Look at me.

271
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,488
Look at us!

272
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,657
Where have we gotten to?

273
00:19:58,824 --> 00:20:00,033
Here.

274
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,163
I want us to have a second chance,
so I'm going.

275
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:11,962
- Harry!
- Henry.

276
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:16,299
- Any reason you're an hour late?
- Sorry.

277
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:19,511
I got followed and stopped.
The groupies... Crazy!

278
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:22,431
- Groupies?
- Fans. Female, young, willing.

279
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:26,435
I know what they are.
What have you been telling Matthias?

280
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,946
I took the liberty
of pimping it a little.

281
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:40,866
It'll be huge.
The distributor's all in.

282
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:44,286
Matthias SchweighÖfer
as a drunk CIA agent with a cat?

283
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:47,539
The cat was his idea.
It doesn't have to be in it.

284
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,250
Forget about it.
I can edit it out, okay?

285
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,545
Have you heard
about the great ending?

286
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,840
The great ending
where he shoots his head off?

287
00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:02,220
- ''Patchwork'' is pure entertainment.
- Which has nothing to do with reality.

288
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:05,098
The predictability, the happy endings.

289
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:08,101
Can't the audience handle reality?

290
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,896
We have a responsibility as artists

291
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:13,648
to seek purity, the knife on the soul.

292
00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:17,736
- It's beautiful.
- You're not changing a single word.

293
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,864
That's the difference between us.

294
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:24,159
You don't focus on the basics.
That's a real shame.

295
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,452
- A what?
- A shame.

296
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,004
Here we go again.

297
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:39,090
- It's Fichtlhuber, right?
- Josef.

298
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,092
- This is Harry.
- Henry.

299
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:44,679
Seriously, Chantal and I
are your biggest fans.

300
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:50,769
When you won that Palme D'Or in Ibiza,
it was just...

301
00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:52,813
- Amazing.
- Incredible!

302
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:55,607
- Cannes.
- Sorry? Can what?

303
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:58,109
You mean
the Palm d'Or in Cannes.

304
00:21:58,944 --> 00:21:59,986
Exactly.

305
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,243
If they're your groupies,
I'm Princess Diana.

306
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:09,746
- What's wrong?
- She lives in America.

307
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,039
What?

308
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:15,001
Just because they don't understand
European nobility,

309
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:19,756
doesn't mean they don't appreciate
the intellectual quality of my movies.

310
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:23,510
- Which of his movies have you seen?
- Well...

311
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:27,222
- ''Metamorphosis.''
- The one with that guy. Right?

312
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,933
Yeah, the one with the man
and the woman.

313
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,561
- A man and a woman? Okay!
- Yeah.

314
00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:36,857
The one with Leonardo DiCaprio,
where they crash into an iceberg?

315
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,191
- Exactly.
- Right.

316
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,695
- That one was cool. Awesome.
- Yeah.

317
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:44,072
It was awesome,
but not one of his.

318
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:48,285
Right.

319
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:53,331
Buy yourselves a People magazine
and go back to special ed.

320
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:02,674
- It's my daughter. I've got to go.
- Are you kidding?

321
00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:09,222
- Thank you.
- We still get our money.

322
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,683
Really?
You did such a great job.

323
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:14,895
What the hell, Magdalena?
Stealing an iPhone?

324
00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:17,814
- I can't believe it.
- I tried to steal it.

325
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,567
It doesn't matter.
It still sucks.

326
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,486
- Sign this, it's for the report.
- Report?

327
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:27,490
- You must be joking, right?
- Do I look like I'm joking?

328
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:29,534
No, just damn cool.

329
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:32,078
- Cool?
- Damn cool.

330
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,999
Has anyone ever said
you belong in front of a camera?

331
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,084
- No.
- I'm a movie producer.

332
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:40,503
I'm looking for somebody like you.

333
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,842
''Henry Lehnbach.
Movie producer and scriptwriter.''

334
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,470
- Are you joking?
- Do I look like I'm joking?

335
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:51,598
He looks like Al Pacino, right?

336
00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:54,309
- Al Pacino?
- Al Pacino.

337
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,810
- Seriously?
- Yep.

338
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,313
- My mom says that too!
- You see?

339
00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:03,109
In this country,
you gotta make the money first.

340
00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:06,196
Then when you get the money,

341
00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:08,615
you get the power.

342
00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:13,078
Then when you get the power,
then you get the women.

343
00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:18,166
The eyes, chico, they never lie.

344
00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:24,673
And now best of all:
You know what capitalism is?

345
00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:27,509
Gettin' fucked.

346
00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:29,511
My mom says that too.

347
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:31,972
Wow, that was fantastic!

348
00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:37,352
You've got the part.
I have to go. Call my office, okay?

349
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:41,064
Excuse me.
What about the signature?

350
00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:44,943
Signature? We're doing a movie together.
Did you forget?

351
00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:56,371
- I didn't see anything.
- See you soon.

352
00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:03,878
Do you work here?

353
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:07,757
I'm looking for hair straighteners.
You do work here, right?

354
00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:12,095
You know...

355
00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:18,977
Er... Okay...

356
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:22,188
- I'm an actor, man.
- Okay, sure.

357
00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:26,484
Are you nuts?
The shop will be empty soon!

358
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:29,654
I quit!
You can do that shit on your own.

359
00:25:31,656 --> 00:25:32,824
Don't move!

360
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:35,827
Al Pacino?
That was so cool!

361
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,622
It wasn't cool at all.
You two really screwed up.

362
00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:43,460
- You can't just take things.
- It's easy for you to talk!

363
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:46,254
- You're rich because others are poor.
- What?

364
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:48,715
Listen Karl Marx, go home now.

365
00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:53,511
- Tell your mom that communism is over.
- Capitalism will be over soon too!

366
00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:55,930
Magdalena and I will be left

367
00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:58,975
to pick up the pieces
of the mess you leave us.

368
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,102
Be thankful my mom is different!

369
00:26:01,352 --> 00:26:02,729
Chill out!

370
00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:05,273
How can I?
It's at our expense.

371
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:08,568
If your ego needs
an embarrassing car like this,

372
00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:10,904
you should reconsider your values.

373
00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:12,655
I should what?

374
00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:15,992
Who went and stuck an iPhone
in their pocket?

375
00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:20,163
I just saved your little ass.
Now show me the right face.

376
00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:24,125
Even so...

377
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,419
Even so what?

378
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,005
- Thank you.
- See, you can do it.

379
00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:31,633
- See you tomorrow.
- Bye.

380
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,428
- Your boyfriend is a weirdo.
- He's not my boyfriend.

381
00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:37,639
You forgot something.

382
00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:41,226
Thank you.

383
00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:48,441
Do you know why he did it?

384
00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,944
Because he's totally in love with me.

385
00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:53,238
What do you think of him?

386
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:57,575
- Nele says he's a loser.
- A loser?

387
00:26:57,742 --> 00:27:01,037
I don't want to hear
that word from you, Magdalena.

388
00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:03,540
Nobody is born a winner or a loser,

389
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,834
it's all about circumstance.

390
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:07,585
It comes down to chance:

391
00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:11,089
where you're born
and what your family is like.

392
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:13,800
We're all of equal worth,

393
00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:17,178
whether rich or poor,
beautiful or less so.

394
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:19,681
Sure, Mother Teresa.

395
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:24,644
- Magdalena, I'm serious.
- I got it.

396
00:27:26,855 --> 00:27:31,151
- Since when are you interested in boys?
- I'm nine now. Remember?

397
00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:34,237
Don't worry.
I know how to deal with you boys.

398
00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:37,157
Really? How's that then?

399
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:40,702
If we're too nice to you,
you just jerk us around.

400
00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:43,663
- I'll walk.
- Hey, wait!

401
00:27:43,913 --> 00:27:47,250
You're staying here.
Don't step out into the traffic.

402
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:49,377
Where should I take you?

403
00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:51,129
To Nele's.

404
00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:55,091
Now buckle up.

405
00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:05,518
This is for you, rabbit.

406
00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:49,729
- Not good?
- I've lost my appetite.

407
00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:52,523
Tell us why you invited us here.

408
00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:58,071
- Every crisis brings opportunities.
- Do you mean your impotence problems?

409
00:28:58,655 --> 00:29:00,990
- He's giving up his practice.
- Yes.

410
00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:03,368
- What?
- Remember those shares?

411
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,495
- The thing with the shit?
- Shit?

412
00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:09,374
It's not just shit, Henry,
it's cow shit.

413
00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:14,379
Do you know how much energy you get
from burning a single cow patty?

414
00:29:14,629 --> 00:29:17,382
The amount of shit
a cow produces in a year

415
00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:21,928
can keep an African nomad's fire
going for two whole years.

416
00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:25,014
- Two years!
- Could you keep the noise down?

417
00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:28,142
- There are other people here too.
- Sorry.

418
00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:33,731
It's the key to the future,
the energy sector's revolution.

419
00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,859
Milk cows are shitting out pure gold.

420
00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:38,361
Pure gold!

421
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,614
What about your practice?

422
00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:45,618
- Tristan's bought shares.
- I invested loads of money.

423
00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:50,331
- So you're in the shit and quit working?
- Not quite.

424
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,335
- I've lost everything.
- Shit.

425
00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:58,047
- You're still paying for dinner.
- How can I?

426
00:29:58,298 --> 00:29:59,590
That's terrible.

427
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:03,177
He can't pay for his apartment
or the practice, that's all.

428
00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:05,471
If there's any way we can help...

429
00:30:05,722 --> 00:30:10,143
I could actually do with your help.
Especially yours, Henry.

430
00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:13,354
With Katharina moving out,
I can move in.

431
00:30:13,604 --> 00:30:17,275
- What?
- Just for a while, until things improve.

432
00:30:17,567 --> 00:30:20,445
- No way.
- It would be good for Magdalena too.

433
00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:23,656
- Tristan is right.
- Are you all insane?

434
00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:27,410
Magdalena hates traveling so much,
from one place to another.

435
00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:31,497
If you lived together,
she'd have a real home again.

436
00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:35,460
Tristan is part of the family too.
We have to help him out.

437
00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:38,338
- Can't he move in with her?
- No way.

438
00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:43,551
Anna is an emancipated woman.
I respect her need for personal space.

439
00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:45,595
Wait a second, buddy.

440
00:30:46,804 --> 00:30:48,765
Excuse us for a moment.

441
00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:56,230
- What's up?
- Has she screwed your brain out?

442
00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:57,648
It won't be forever.

443
00:30:57,899 --> 00:31:01,486
I'll move out when my life insurance
matures on my birthday.

444
00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:03,905
No way, man.
I have enough problems.

445
00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:07,158
Exactly!
I can look after Magdalena.

446
00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:09,911
I'll take her to school,
cook, go shopping.

447
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,622
I'll help her with her homework.

448
00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:17,794
You'll be free to work on your movie.
You need your energy for that, right?

449
00:31:20,463 --> 00:31:23,132
- What about chores?
- We'll share them.

450
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:28,554
- Can you iron?
- Iron or steamer?

451
00:31:29,639 --> 00:31:32,767
- I won't clean the toilet.
- Fine, that's my job now.

452
00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:36,604
- And stop saying I banged your wife.
- I promise.

453
00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:39,482
Do we have a deal?

454
00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:47,365
Thanks for the ride.

455
00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:52,662
Won't you stay with us another night?

456
00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:56,165
I think it's better this way.

457
00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,044
- And Louis?
- He's with you till tomorrow.

458
00:32:00,294 --> 00:32:02,713
- What?
- I put up a schedule.

459
00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:06,467
A schedule? No way!
I have tons of meetings tomorrow.

460
00:32:06,717 --> 00:32:08,428
I have to work too, Henry.

461
00:32:09,846 --> 00:32:14,809
- What about the breastfeeding?
- I left the fake breast out for you.

462
00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:17,603
- What?
- You just strap it on and...

463
00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:23,359
- I've weaned him.
- Hilarious.

464
00:32:26,654 --> 00:32:29,365
Magdalena knows how to bottle feed him.

465
00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:32,076
So I should ask Magdalena how to do it?

466
00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:33,995
- Yeah.
- ''Can you show me?''

467
00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:37,331
Yeah, ask her. You'll learn something.

468
00:32:40,334 --> 00:32:43,379
- Want to come in?
- I think it's better this way.

469
00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:51,554
Good night and sleep well.

470
00:32:52,597 --> 00:32:53,598
You too.

471
00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:34,222
Has Katharina gone forever now?

472
00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:35,973
No, she'll be back soon.

473
00:33:36,224 --> 00:33:38,476
You said that about Mommy too.

474
00:33:38,893 --> 00:33:41,646
Mommy has a great job in Mexico,
you know that.

475
00:33:41,896 --> 00:33:45,900
- She also has a great child in Berlin.
- That's true.

476
00:33:47,235 --> 00:33:49,820
Do you know who's moving in?

477
00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:52,073
- Your dad.
- Really?

478
00:33:52,323 --> 00:33:55,201
Yeah.
We need a woman around the house.

479
00:33:59,664 --> 00:34:01,332
You go to sleep now, okay?

480
00:34:13,135 --> 00:34:14,220
Sleep well.

481
00:34:16,681 --> 00:34:17,723
Henry?

482
00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:22,395
I love you anyway.

483
00:34:22,562 --> 00:34:25,022
And I love you to the moon and back.

484
00:34:25,273 --> 00:34:28,651
I love you to Jupiter and back.

485
00:34:28,985 --> 00:34:30,736
Sleep well.

486
00:35:19,452 --> 00:35:22,246
Which part of ''balcony''
don't you understand?

487
00:35:22,496 --> 00:35:25,708
I didn't say ''apartment''.
That cost a fortune! You morons!

488
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:29,295
- Man!
- What's all this for, you asshole?

489
00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:32,882
- I'm moving in.
- I never said your shit could come too.

490
00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:36,802
Excuse me,
where does the Persian rug go?

491
00:35:37,345 --> 00:35:40,389
- Persian rug?
- It will look best over there.

492
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,850
- Off you go.
- Nothing's going there.

493
00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:46,020
- Go!
- Hey, stop!

494
00:35:46,479 --> 00:35:48,731
Could you argue more quietly?

495
00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:54,028
- It's 10:30. Why isn't she in school?
- 10:30? Shit, I have a meeting.

496
00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:55,488
Holy crap.

497
00:35:55,738 --> 00:35:59,283
Get dressed, okay?
I'll chuck you out at the school.

498
00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:02,536
- What about breakfast?
- I'll get you a Twinkie.

499
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,581
Twinkies are just sugar
wrapped in dough!

500
00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:09,460
Feel free to tell Louis all about that.

501
00:36:09,794 --> 00:36:13,005
We need a socket for the shower light.
The milk powder is in the kitchen.

502
00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:14,382
He can't stay here.

503
00:36:14,632 --> 00:36:17,510
- Of course he can.
- It's chaos! Far too dangerous.

504
00:36:17,677 --> 00:36:20,721
- Anyway, I'm going swimming with Anna.
- Really?

505
00:36:21,055 --> 00:36:22,807
We agreed to share the work.

506
00:36:23,808 --> 00:36:27,478
- Yes, but not the baby.
- He's your daughter's brother.

507
00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:29,397
Neither are mine, remember?

508
00:36:29,647 --> 00:36:33,067
I'll help with Magdalena,
but with Louis, you're on your own.

509
00:37:06,642 --> 00:37:09,562
That's exactly what I said.
Exactly that.

510
00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:11,522
Then what?

511
00:37:11,689 --> 00:37:13,899
Well, the rest is history.

512
00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:19,447
He got the sack, I wrote his book.
He's basked in my glory ever since.

513
00:37:19,697 --> 00:37:23,117
- Wow, that's incredible.
- Yes, it really is.

514
00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:25,661
Henry!
What are you two doing here?

515
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:29,874
No, what are you two doing here?
I thought you were working.

516
00:37:30,124 --> 00:37:33,169
Luc, I'll introduce you.
This is Henry and Louis.

517
00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:37,715
- Katharina says you're a scriptwriter.
- That's an understatement.

518
00:37:37,882 --> 00:37:40,509
I write scripts and produce movies.

519
00:37:43,137 --> 00:37:46,390
- Anything I've heard of?
- No, he only just started.

520
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,602
I'm doing SchweighÖfer's new movie.

521
00:37:49,852 --> 00:37:54,023
- If you ask me, he's totally overrated.
- I think so too.

522
00:37:54,273 --> 00:37:57,359
- I don't know what people see in him.
- Me neither.

523
00:37:57,526 --> 00:37:59,528
He's as stiff as a plank.

524
00:38:01,822 --> 00:38:03,699
And he's even more wooden.

525
00:38:07,369 --> 00:38:09,538
I'm glad you're in such agreement.

526
00:38:09,789 --> 00:38:13,209
As it happens,
99% of moviegoers think differently.

527
00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:15,753
He's Germany's biggest movie star,

528
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,630
and he's worked hard,

529
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,883
unlike others, who earn their money

530
00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:24,178
from other people's work,
like editors do.

531
00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:28,015
It must be frustrating
never creating your own work.

532
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,105
Louis can stay here.
We're through with most of it.

533
00:38:35,272 --> 00:38:38,484
- Do you mind?
- Not at all. I love kids.

534
00:38:38,943 --> 00:38:41,111
- Okay?
- Hello little snuggle bear!

535
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,032
Sorry, but we've got to go.

536
00:38:45,324 --> 00:38:48,118
- You just got here.
- You'll get Louis this evening.

537
00:38:48,285 --> 00:38:49,745
Come on Louis, we're going.

538
00:38:51,288 --> 00:38:53,374
Can I get a popsicle?

539
00:38:53,624 --> 00:38:56,418
Wow, look at your biceps!

540
00:39:04,218 --> 00:39:05,469
Stefan!

541
00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:17,189
Guys, let's show the Yank
how it should be done.

542
00:39:29,743 --> 00:39:31,620
Tristan, hey!

543
00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:34,456
Tristan! Hello!

544
00:39:34,707 --> 00:39:37,042
Come up here, man, it's incredible!

545
00:39:37,293 --> 00:39:38,794
The view is amazing.

546
00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:41,130
Come up!

547
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:43,591
Maybe next time.

548
00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,473
Why are you whispering?

549
00:39:51,724 --> 00:39:54,810
I just told Stefan
about your fear of heights.

550
00:39:56,145 --> 00:39:57,855
I'm not afraid of heights.

551
00:39:58,898 --> 00:40:01,942
Are you worried
about smudging your sunscreen?

552
00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:04,486
Don't underestimate the sun!

553
00:40:04,737 --> 00:40:07,781
It's very aggressive.
It destroys your skin.

554
00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:09,325
Just like tattoos.

555
00:40:12,494 --> 00:40:14,288
It does look cool though.

556
00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:19,668
Have you seen Stefan's new tattoo?
It's his daughter's name.

557
00:40:19,919 --> 00:40:21,879
It's such a show of love.

558
00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:35,267
Are you sure you can eat it?

559
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,853
My coq au vin is delicious.

560
00:40:38,145 --> 00:40:42,358
Maybe we shouldn't have used champagne.
The recipe said wine.

561
00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:44,610
That's called creative freedom.

562
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:47,112
Make sure it doesn't boil over.

563
00:40:47,363 --> 00:40:50,449
- Why me?
- Because you're the man.

564
00:40:50,741 --> 00:40:53,202
- What'll you do?
- Check my stocks.

565
00:40:53,535 --> 00:40:55,204
Really?

566
00:40:56,288 --> 00:41:00,626
I'm checking for Linkin Park tickets.
Max is going.

567
00:41:00,918 --> 00:41:03,379
- Linkin Park are stupid.
- Whatever.

568
00:41:03,671 --> 00:41:07,132
Did you hear that Max
is going out with Henrike now?

569
00:41:08,592 --> 00:41:11,053
- You're lying.
- Whatever.

570
00:41:12,388 --> 00:41:16,266
- Henrike is already in sixth grade.
- Max likes mature women.

571
00:41:20,688 --> 00:41:22,940
I heard she already got her period.

572
00:41:25,776 --> 00:41:28,821
- What are you two doing?
- Nick's cooking for us.

573
00:41:29,738 --> 00:41:30,781
Where's your dad?

574
00:41:31,031 --> 00:41:32,700
Swimming was a disaster,

575
00:41:32,908 --> 00:41:35,577
so he took my skateboard
and went to the park.

576
00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:53,220
What do you want?

577
00:41:55,639 --> 00:41:57,599
- What is it?
- I want a tattoo.

578
00:41:57,891 --> 00:41:59,518
What do you want it to be?

579
00:41:59,810 --> 00:42:02,479
A sweet little daisy or something?

580
00:42:04,148 --> 00:42:08,402
I wanted something bigger.
I want to show my girlfriend I love her.

581
00:42:09,570 --> 00:42:11,196
Girlfriend?

582
00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:13,115
What's her name? Klaus?

583
00:42:17,953 --> 00:42:18,996
Anna.

584
00:42:19,246 --> 00:42:22,833
Here we go.
Let's have a little look.

585
00:42:24,501 --> 00:42:26,253
Somebody's been weeing.

586
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,816
You've had pizza?

587
00:42:48,525 --> 00:42:50,736
Hey, honey,
I'm so glad you're home.

588
00:42:51,111 --> 00:42:52,613
Did you get the Twinkies?

589
00:42:52,905 --> 00:42:56,658
Henry, a healthy diet is crucial
at Magdalena's age!

590
00:42:56,825 --> 00:42:58,619
- Where is she?
- In her room.

591
00:42:58,786 --> 00:43:00,454
And that's where she'll sleep.

592
00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:04,333
Sleeping in her dad's bed
impedes her development.

593
00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:08,545
If she wants to, she can sleep there.
That's the way it stays.

594
00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:11,215
You're restricting her independence.

595
00:43:11,381 --> 00:43:15,552
- In Sweden, every kid does it.
- We're in Germany.

596
00:43:16,053 --> 00:43:18,972
It gives her a sense of
love, safety and trust.

597
00:43:19,139 --> 00:43:22,351
- Concentrate on the chores. I'm her dad.
- So am I!

598
00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:25,020
You?
A grown man with a skateboard.

599
00:43:25,729 --> 00:43:28,440
Stop with the parenting tips
and get me a diaper.

600
00:43:28,857 --> 00:43:31,652
- Where are they?
- On the shelf, like always.

601
00:43:39,243 --> 00:43:40,452
A fly.

602
00:43:40,702 --> 00:43:43,872
- No diapers here.
- Did you forget to buy them?

603
00:43:44,039 --> 00:43:46,041
I bought all the other things!

604
00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:48,752
Did you see all the stuff
I had to carry?

605
00:43:48,919 --> 00:43:51,964
- Did you get the socket for the shower?
- Crap.

606
00:43:53,465 --> 00:43:57,052
- So I have to shower in the dark?
- So do I.

607
00:43:57,344 --> 00:43:59,721
That way you won't have
to see your dumb face.

608
00:43:59,888 --> 00:44:02,474
Okay, so I forgot that and the diapers.

609
00:44:02,766 --> 00:44:05,102
What have you contributed today?

610
00:44:05,269 --> 00:44:06,728
I got dinner.

611
00:44:06,979 --> 00:44:10,399
- You ordered pizza.
- Isn't that food?

612
00:44:37,176 --> 00:44:40,012
I told you it looks like shit.

613
00:44:41,555 --> 00:44:43,182
It's worth a fortune!

614
00:44:43,432 --> 00:44:44,474
Not anymore.

615
00:44:57,404 --> 00:44:58,697
You're making it worse.

616
00:45:00,115 --> 00:45:01,700
Help me a little!

617
00:45:15,172 --> 00:45:17,090
- Poor baby!
- Give him here.

618
00:45:17,341 --> 00:45:18,842
Wash your hands first!

619
00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:23,889
It's Katharina.

620
00:45:26,266 --> 00:45:27,976
Get rid of her, go on!

621
00:45:28,435 --> 00:45:30,187
- Don't let her in.
- Okay.

622
00:45:52,876 --> 00:45:54,795
It's probably the glazier.

623
00:46:05,889 --> 00:46:08,558
Tristan, you're behind the door.
Come on.

624
00:46:12,396 --> 00:46:16,483
- It's Katharina. What shall I do?
- Just think something up!

625
00:46:16,775 --> 00:46:18,527
- Is that you, Tristan?
- No.

626
00:46:18,777 --> 00:46:20,904
I'm the, er... pool boy.

627
00:46:21,863 --> 00:46:24,574
- Pool boy?
- The one who looks after the pool.

628
00:46:25,075 --> 00:46:26,702
You don't have a pool.

629
00:46:26,994 --> 00:46:28,745
I need something cold.

630
00:46:32,749 --> 00:46:35,544
I forgot my key.
Please, open the door!

631
00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:38,046
Tristan and Henry aren't here.

632
00:46:38,672 --> 00:46:42,467
That can't be true.
Tristan, I have no time for games!

633
00:46:50,142 --> 00:46:52,936
Fish sticks?
Wasn't there anything else?

634
00:46:54,646 --> 00:46:57,190
Tristan, I have no time for your games!

635
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:08,577
- Open the door right now!
- I can't.

636
00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:11,705
- I don't have time.
- We lost the key.

637
00:47:13,582 --> 00:47:15,375
There's a spare key.

638
00:47:16,168 --> 00:47:18,670
It's next to the light switch,
on the left.

639
00:47:21,173 --> 00:47:23,008
Did you find it?

640
00:47:23,175 --> 00:47:24,634
Open the door!

641
00:47:29,431 --> 00:47:30,474
Ready.

642
00:47:33,977 --> 00:47:35,687
- I'm opening up.
- Okay.

643
00:47:50,327 --> 00:47:52,746
Hi Katharina.
What are you doing here?

644
00:47:52,996 --> 00:47:56,166
- Why is Louis wearing a hat?
- Because it looks cool.

645
00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:58,668
- It's summer.
- It's modern.

646
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,504
What's this bandage?

647
00:48:00,754 --> 00:48:04,341
Babies lose 90% of their body heat
through their heads.

648
00:48:04,633 --> 00:48:06,927
What's with this fish stick?

649
00:48:07,177 --> 00:48:09,930
Oh my God!
How did he get this bump?

650
00:48:11,765 --> 00:48:14,351
It's not a bump,
it's just a scratch.

651
00:48:14,601 --> 00:48:17,562
Louis looks like a unicorn.
What happened?

652
00:48:17,813 --> 00:48:21,233
He was playing with his building bricks
and went...

653
00:48:21,525 --> 00:48:22,567
- Really?
- Yes.

654
00:48:22,859 --> 00:48:25,487
- He fell.
- He what?

655
00:48:25,779 --> 00:48:29,491
- Where did he fall from?
- There, from the bottom step.

656
00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:32,828
- This far.
- From the table.

657
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,871
- What?
- Don't worry.

658
00:48:36,039 --> 00:48:39,251
- I examined him straight away.
- You're a dentist!

659
00:48:39,543 --> 00:48:42,212
An orthodontist.
I have special training.

660
00:48:42,671 --> 00:48:46,716
Everyone knows you don't leave a baby
on the change table alone!

661
00:48:47,008 --> 00:48:48,844
And everyone knows

662
00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:52,013
you don't move out
to fool around with your editor.

663
00:48:52,514 --> 00:48:55,600
We aren't fooling around.
We're working!

664
00:48:55,892 --> 00:48:59,521
Is that what you call it?
I saw how he was drooling over you.

665
00:48:59,813 --> 00:49:01,898
Our bond is purely intellectual.

666
00:49:02,149 --> 00:49:03,942
He loves what I write.

667
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:09,281
Not every man is such
a randy asshole as you,

668
00:49:09,448 --> 00:49:12,492
and unlike you,
Luc values me for my work.

669
00:49:12,659 --> 00:49:15,287
Probably because he's a good listener!

670
00:49:15,454 --> 00:49:16,621
You idiots!

671
00:49:16,955 --> 00:49:20,500
I can well believe that,
from him and his glasses.

672
00:49:20,834 --> 00:49:22,794
''Now he's basking in my glory!''

673
00:49:44,733 --> 00:49:47,652
Hey, Matthias SchweighÖfer here!

674
00:49:47,819 --> 00:49:51,990
If you have a message for me,
action and check the gate!

675
00:49:54,367 --> 00:49:56,536
Matthias, we have to meet.

676
00:49:56,786 --> 00:50:00,040
I was desperate,
now it's a matter of life and death.

677
00:50:00,248 --> 00:50:02,792
If you want more money,
we'll find a way.

678
00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:05,587
Please, please call me back.

679
00:50:15,096 --> 00:50:16,181
Where's Dad?

680
00:50:18,975 --> 00:50:20,393
He had to go out again.

681
00:50:20,977 --> 00:50:22,562
He's at Anna's, right?

682
00:50:40,330 --> 00:50:44,501
- Your dad thinks you don't like Anna.
- My dad sure is a bright one.

683
00:50:46,086 --> 00:50:49,673
Him having a new girlfriend
doesn't mean he doesn't love you.

684
00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:54,678
- Parents love unconditionally.
- Unconditionally?

685
00:50:54,928 --> 00:50:58,932
Yes, they love them no matter what.
Until the end of their days.

686
00:50:59,599 --> 00:51:01,601
Do you want a new girlfriend too?

687
00:51:01,851 --> 00:51:03,937
Don't be silly, I have Katharina.

688
00:51:04,104 --> 00:51:07,315
- We'll work things out.
- Really?

689
00:51:07,857 --> 00:51:12,070
Yes, we're Sir Henry and
Princess Katharina from Saxony-Anhalt,

690
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,321
you know that.

691
00:51:13,863 --> 00:51:17,242
- I don't believe in fairy tales anymore.
- What a shame.

692
00:51:17,993 --> 00:51:19,452
Can I stay here?

693
00:51:19,703 --> 00:51:23,582
Of course.
You can't leave me alone now.

694
00:51:23,832 --> 00:51:26,585
You're the only woman
who has stuck by me.

695
00:51:26,835 --> 00:51:29,045
Sorry, my heart belongs to another.

696
00:51:29,713 --> 00:51:32,882
I understand. He is very cute.

697
00:51:34,217 --> 00:51:36,678
He could do with a haircut though.

698
00:51:36,845 --> 00:51:41,349
And maybe he could get some new shoes
to replace those hippy sandals.

699
00:51:43,268 --> 00:51:46,521
- Who are you talking about, Dad?
- Karl Marx.

700
00:51:46,771 --> 00:51:50,650
I'm not in love with Nick,
I'm in love with Max.

701
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:54,070
- Who's Max?
- The coolest boy in school.

702
00:51:54,529 --> 00:51:56,656
We're going for ice cream Thursday.

703
00:51:57,115 --> 00:52:00,535
If you two make up,
then you can come along too.

704
00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:02,996
- I'll introduce you to him.
- Okay.

705
00:52:04,414 --> 00:52:06,374
I'm looking forward to that.

706
00:52:14,049 --> 00:52:18,094
- The shoes people wear aren't important.
- You're right.

707
00:52:18,345 --> 00:52:22,182
Nick's haircut is very cute,
he's only too young for me.

708
00:52:34,527 --> 00:52:36,946
He brought Anna here with him.

709
00:52:37,781 --> 00:52:40,158
This is an exception.

710
00:52:40,408 --> 00:52:42,911
He needs to have a look at her teeth.

711
00:52:54,673 --> 00:52:58,510
Are you sure he only wants
to examine her teeth?

712
00:52:58,677 --> 00:53:00,053
Yes, Anna has...

713
00:53:00,929 --> 00:53:02,806
she has tartar.

714
00:53:04,724 --> 00:53:06,142
Tartar?

715
00:53:06,393 --> 00:53:09,521
That's why I always tell you
to use floss.

716
00:53:14,275 --> 00:53:17,862
- I thought they were maybe having sex.
- Nonsense!

717
00:53:18,113 --> 00:53:21,491
Your dad's just
very passionate about his job.

718
00:53:26,454 --> 00:53:30,417
Next you'll tell me he's retraining
to become a vet.

719
00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:32,502
Just a moment.

720
00:53:38,591 --> 00:53:41,052
Stop your little animal games right now.

721
00:53:41,302 --> 00:53:44,723
Our daughter
thinks her dad is killing a horse.

722
00:53:44,973 --> 00:53:48,309
If I hear another peep, you're out.
Got it?

723
00:53:55,942 --> 00:53:57,318
Could you help me?

724
00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:00,655
- Sure.
- I need a socket for my shower.

725
00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:04,033
- A socket for your shower?
- Yes, suck-it.

726
00:54:04,951 --> 00:54:06,327
Did I hear you right?

727
00:54:06,578 --> 00:54:09,122
- Suck-it.
- Are you crazy?

728
00:54:09,372 --> 00:54:11,958
Why? Suck-it.
Suck-it!

729
00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:15,128
Suck-it.

730
00:54:16,963 --> 00:54:18,381
Suck-it!

731
00:54:19,466 --> 00:54:21,301
Suck-it. Suck-it.

732
00:54:21,468 --> 00:54:23,136
- Hey, dude.
- Yes?

733
00:54:23,386 --> 00:54:26,055
- Did you tell my sister to suck it?
- No.

734
00:54:26,306 --> 00:54:29,017
- I said ''suck-it.''
- Now he told you to suck it.

735
00:54:29,267 --> 00:54:31,728
No, I said ''suck-it'',
not ''toe socket.''

736
00:54:31,978 --> 00:54:34,063
- Suck it?
- Suck-it.

737
00:54:34,314 --> 00:54:36,816
Suuuck-it!
Suck-it.

738
00:54:38,651 --> 00:54:40,069
Suck-it!

739
00:54:41,613 --> 00:54:42,864
Suck-it.

740
00:54:47,285 --> 00:54:49,871
Find someone else to suck it, faggot!

741
00:54:50,497 --> 00:54:53,583
- You just knocked his tooth out!
- That was me.

742
00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:55,126
- It was me.
- Nah.

743
00:54:55,376 --> 00:54:57,962
- I hit him on the chin.
- That was me, little bro.

744
00:54:59,088 --> 00:55:01,174
It doesn't matter who it was.

745
00:55:01,424 --> 00:55:03,968
I've told you violence isn't the answer.

746
00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:06,763
I'm sorry.
They're not really...

747
00:55:07,013 --> 00:55:09,557
- How much for the diapers?
- Just take them.

748
00:55:23,029 --> 00:55:25,698
- Is something up?
- Did you go skateboarding?

749
00:55:26,574 --> 00:55:28,326
Suck-it.

750
00:55:29,619 --> 00:55:31,788
- Did you just tell me to suck it?
- No.

751
00:55:32,038 --> 00:55:33,957
No, I said shower socket.

752
00:55:41,047 --> 00:55:42,632
Where's the jelly, sucker?

753
00:55:42,882 --> 00:55:45,385
Magdalena slept in your bed again.

754
00:55:45,635 --> 00:55:49,597
- Do you have a problem with that?
- No. I looked it up, Henry.

755
00:55:49,848 --> 00:55:52,100
Kids that sleep in their parents' bed

756
00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:57,063
have more advanced cognitive abilities
than those that sleep in their own.

757
00:55:57,313 --> 00:56:00,316
In Sweden,
so-called ''co-sleeping'' is the norm.

758
00:56:00,567 --> 00:56:03,152
Great, now do laundry, I need socks.

759
00:56:03,403 --> 00:56:05,738
- Who says I have to?
- Me, I am the man.

760
00:56:05,989 --> 00:56:08,783
- I'm a man too.
- You're a little rabbit.

761
00:56:08,950 --> 00:56:12,412
One who has sex with the lights out
and his socks on.

762
00:56:20,295 --> 00:56:22,755
Now I really am a woman.

763
00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:44,360
They're more like torpedoes.

764
00:56:45,153 --> 00:56:47,614
Maybe they have kid tampons.

765
00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:50,783
Sure, right next to the kid condoms.

766
00:56:51,034 --> 00:56:52,619
- Do you know what?
- No.

767
00:56:52,869 --> 00:56:55,705
We have to talk to her
about contraception and stuff.

768
00:56:55,955 --> 00:56:59,667
- She's still a kid!
- She is now, but for how long?

769
00:57:00,126 --> 00:57:02,587
- You do it.
- Me? Why me?

770
00:57:02,837 --> 00:57:05,048
- You're her dad.
- So are you.

771
00:57:05,298 --> 00:57:07,592
- I'm not a doctor.
- Neither am I.

772
00:57:08,176 --> 00:57:10,303
I'm just a little dentist.

773
00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:13,222
Which ones do we get?

774
00:57:13,473 --> 00:57:14,682
Excuse me.

775
00:57:14,933 --> 00:57:17,310
Can I ask you for some counsel?

776
00:57:18,227 --> 00:57:19,938
Huh?

777
00:57:20,188 --> 00:57:23,691
- Don't say ''Huh?'', say ''What?''
- Ma, I know!

778
00:57:23,858 --> 00:57:26,903
Then just say it, baby girl!

779
00:57:27,153 --> 00:57:31,449
- We need some counsel.
- Counsel? What do you mean?

780
00:57:31,699 --> 00:57:34,118
- You need counseling?
- What?

781
00:57:34,369 --> 00:57:36,704
Why are you looking
for a counselor here?

782
00:57:36,955 --> 00:57:39,958
- Is there one?
- There's a misunderstanding.

783
00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:42,627
We asked your daughter for help.

784
00:57:42,877 --> 00:57:46,339
My friend and I don't know
which kind of tampons to buy.

785
00:57:46,589 --> 00:57:50,760
For the first time,
this morning, our daughter was...

786
00:57:51,010 --> 00:57:52,804
paid a visit.

787
00:57:54,555 --> 00:57:55,890
A visit?

788
00:57:57,558 --> 00:58:01,145
- Who visited her?
- She got her period.

789
00:58:02,438 --> 00:58:05,108
- Oh, right.
- Right.

790
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:09,278
- How old is the little cutie?
- Magdalena just turned nine.

791
00:58:10,321 --> 00:58:13,366
- Nine?
- What?

792
00:58:13,616 --> 00:58:16,202
- That's awesome.
- Oh my God!

793
00:58:16,744 --> 00:58:18,788
- We saw a red stain.
- What?

794
00:58:19,038 --> 00:58:23,960
- It was probably jelly!
- Nine? I mean, that's not even ten!

795
00:58:24,210 --> 00:58:28,506
- Kids are growing up faster.
- Duh! But they don't ovulate earlier!

796
00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:30,842
- Duh!
- Huh?

797
00:58:31,092 --> 00:58:33,094
Don't say ''Huh?'', say ''What?''

798
00:58:35,888 --> 00:58:37,515
You're right, honey.

799
00:58:55,199 --> 00:58:56,784
Cherry jelly?

800
00:58:57,702 --> 00:59:00,288
Is this ''Candid Camera''?

801
00:59:00,538 --> 00:59:02,373
Or ''How I Punked My Dads''?

802
00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:04,584
It's nothing to do with you two.

803
00:59:05,376 --> 00:59:06,502
Who then?

804
00:59:07,086 --> 00:59:09,714
- I want to be grown up.
- What?

805
00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:12,008
You're great the way you are.

806
00:59:13,009 --> 00:59:16,554
But cool guys always
like more mature women.

807
00:59:16,804 --> 00:59:20,349
That's not true.
Anna's much younger than me.

808
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:24,562
- She's talking about cool guys.
- Can we hold together on this?

809
00:59:24,812 --> 00:59:28,900
- Are you fighting again?
- We have everything under control.

810
00:59:37,492 --> 00:59:38,534
Everything?

811
00:59:39,786 --> 00:59:43,289
Magdalena's right.
We need a woman in the house.

812
00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:46,417
- So three people live here?
- Four.

813
00:59:47,043 --> 00:59:50,588
That's Tristan and myself,

814
00:59:50,838 --> 00:59:54,592
our daughter Magdalena,
and that little man between your legs.

815
00:59:55,343 --> 00:59:57,011
He gets that from you.

816
00:59:59,722 --> 01:00:01,933
- Are you homosexual?
- Sorry?

817
01:00:02,183 --> 01:00:03,434
It's not a problem.

818
01:00:04,811 --> 01:00:06,771
My brother is homosexual.

819
01:00:07,021 --> 01:00:09,398
We're not homosexual.

820
01:00:10,608 --> 01:00:12,401
You have a daughter together.

821
01:00:12,568 --> 01:00:17,115
Yeah, well I fathered her
without knowing about it,

822
01:00:17,365 --> 01:00:19,784
and he brought her up
the first few years.

823
01:00:20,034 --> 01:00:22,411
Without knowing that she was his.

824
01:00:22,662 --> 01:00:25,206
Which I didn't know either, as I said.

825
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:32,839
- Hey, you two.
- How was school?

826
01:00:33,089 --> 01:00:36,509
How was it at Anna's?
Did you go at it like animals again?

827
01:00:39,846 --> 01:00:43,391
That's our cute little Magdalena.
She's adorable.

828
01:00:47,687 --> 01:00:49,522
Thank you for coffee.

829
01:00:58,656 --> 01:01:02,368
- Was that number 16?
- 17.

830
01:01:05,079 --> 01:01:08,374
- You know what that means.
- No way. I'm not doing it.

831
01:01:08,541 --> 01:01:11,752
As long as there's no real woman here,
you have to suck it up!

832
01:01:11,919 --> 01:01:14,130
Henry, please. Don't do this to me.

833
01:01:14,297 --> 01:01:17,425
You clean the toilets. That was the deal.

834
01:01:17,592 --> 01:01:20,428
That's the only reason
I let you move in.

835
01:01:20,595 --> 01:01:24,724
- I didn't know you pee standing up.
- Clean the toilets. Go!

836
01:01:24,974 --> 01:01:27,977
- Henry, please.
- Start scrubbing.

837
01:01:28,227 --> 01:01:31,272
- I thought we were friends.
- Start scrubbing.

838
01:01:46,454 --> 01:01:47,580
Keep going.

839
01:01:49,165 --> 01:01:51,876
Under the seat,
where the germs accumulate.

840
01:01:57,089 --> 01:02:00,218
What's that on your sweater?
Chocolate or poop?

841
01:02:00,468 --> 01:02:02,470
Poop, without a doubt.

842
01:02:06,933 --> 01:02:10,144
The door was open
and this guy was on his way outside.

843
01:02:10,394 --> 01:02:12,897
I'm Nadja.
You're looking for a nanny, right?

844
01:02:13,147 --> 01:02:15,316
- No.
- Of course we are.

845
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:19,362
- Sorry, but the job is taken.
- When can you start?

846
01:02:19,612 --> 01:02:20,655
Now.

847
01:02:20,821 --> 01:02:24,700
I'm sure you'll find something else,
with your qualifications.

848
01:02:24,951 --> 01:02:27,662
- Welcome!
- Are you completely crazy?

849
01:02:27,912 --> 01:02:30,581
Are you blind?
She's perfect, man.

850
01:02:30,831 --> 01:02:34,794
- Katharina will go nuts if she sees her.
- Exactly.

851
01:02:39,131 --> 01:02:41,050
- He's not great today.
- Okay.

852
01:02:46,639 --> 01:02:47,682
Matthias?

853
01:02:51,477 --> 01:02:53,896
Thanks for giving me your time.

854
01:02:54,146 --> 01:02:55,690
I have a question.

855
01:02:56,941 --> 01:02:58,526
Have you seen my cat?

856
01:03:01,696 --> 01:03:03,781
- Your cat?
- Yeah.

857
01:03:03,948 --> 01:03:07,118
- You mean that fat, ugly one?
- Yeah.

858
01:03:07,368 --> 01:03:11,080
Gray fur, super long hair,
black around the eyes?

859
01:03:11,622 --> 01:03:13,291
- About this big?
- Yes!

860
01:03:13,541 --> 01:03:16,544
- Sorry, I haven't seen it.
- Shit.

861
01:03:18,296 --> 01:03:20,298
It must have run away!

862
01:03:20,923 --> 01:03:23,092
You can't even trust a pussy.

863
01:03:23,342 --> 01:03:24,552
Listen to this.

864
01:03:24,802 --> 01:03:27,930
- You wanted to be in ''Free Flight''?
- Yeah.

865
01:03:28,097 --> 01:03:30,391
Leave Fichtlhuber out of ''Patchwork,''

866
01:03:30,641 --> 01:03:33,436
I'll make you the lead
in Katharina's story.

867
01:03:34,145 --> 01:03:36,188
- What do you say?
- ''Free Flight''?

868
01:03:36,439 --> 01:03:38,190
Yeah.

869
01:03:39,525 --> 01:03:40,818
- No way.
- Why?

870
01:03:41,068 --> 01:03:45,781
- I give Katharina Meese hives.
- What makes you think that?

871
01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:57,418
HE GIVES ME HIVES

872
01:03:57,668 --> 01:03:59,295
You could see it differently.

873
01:03:59,545 --> 01:04:03,257
She gets hives because...
she thinks you're so awesome.

874
01:04:05,634 --> 01:04:10,639
''Matthias SchweighÖfer is narcissistic
and completely talentless,

875
01:04:11,057 --> 01:04:13,476
''with all the sex appeal of a bratwurst

876
01:04:13,726 --> 01:04:15,853
''and the intellect of Wonder Bread.''

877
01:04:16,854 --> 01:04:19,440
- It's probably out of context.
- Quiet!

878
01:04:20,399 --> 01:04:22,651
''That's an eloquent description.

879
01:04:22,943 --> 01:04:25,488
''You should give him
a copy of 'Free Flight'.

880
01:04:26,113 --> 01:04:28,783
''Katharina Meese laughs.

881
01:04:31,035 --> 01:04:33,079
'Yes, you're right.

882
01:04:33,954 --> 01:04:39,168
'But I very much doubt
he would understand what it's about.'''

883
01:04:39,919 --> 01:04:43,506
Forget about that magazine!
They write what they want.

884
01:04:43,756 --> 01:04:45,966
I spoke to Katharina this morning

885
01:04:46,133 --> 01:04:49,136
and she said the only person
she sees in the lead

886
01:04:49,387 --> 01:04:51,430
is Matthias SchweighÖfer.

887
01:04:57,103 --> 01:04:58,813
- Really?
- She loves you.

888
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:05,361
Really, yeah, I mean...
Matthias SchweighÖfer...

889
01:05:07,029 --> 01:05:10,449
Matthias SchweighÖfer,
leading man in ''Free Flight''.

890
01:05:13,452 --> 01:05:14,787
Hello.

891
01:05:16,997 --> 01:05:18,249
Hello?

892
01:05:24,046 --> 01:05:25,464
Is this a dream?

893
01:05:25,714 --> 01:05:27,425
Tristan?

894
01:05:49,822 --> 01:05:53,993
- Who are you?
- Well, I'd like to know the same thing.

895
01:05:55,035 --> 01:05:56,662
I live here.

896
01:05:56,912 --> 01:05:58,080
Says who?

897
01:05:59,206 --> 01:06:01,917
The person who pays me, Henry.

898
01:06:03,794 --> 01:06:05,337
Henry pays you?

899
01:06:06,839 --> 01:06:08,799
I wouldn't do it for free.

900
01:06:09,508 --> 01:06:13,053
Though he's pretty tasty,
if you know what I mean.

901
01:06:14,722 --> 01:06:16,849
Yes, you've got a very tasty Daddy.

902
01:06:17,391 --> 01:06:18,684
Isn't that right?

903
01:06:19,101 --> 01:06:21,562
Almost as tasty as you.

904
01:06:21,812 --> 01:06:24,482
That's Henry's shirt, isn't it?

905
01:06:25,483 --> 01:06:28,777
- I got that for him.
- He said to make myself at home.

906
01:06:29,028 --> 01:06:30,196
Nice, huh?

907
01:06:31,697 --> 01:06:33,032
Daddy will be here soon.

908
01:06:33,282 --> 01:06:35,868
Give me my baby or I'll call the police.

909
01:06:36,118 --> 01:06:38,496
Oh God, how embarrassing.
You're Kathrin?

910
01:06:39,371 --> 01:06:42,583
No, I'm Katharina.
Hello, sweetie.

911
01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:46,045
- I imagined you differently.
- Differently?

912
01:06:46,587 --> 01:06:48,714
Yeah, younger somehow.

913
01:06:49,507 --> 01:06:51,008
Younger?

914
01:06:52,218 --> 01:06:55,137
Maybe it's your haircut. It's so...

915
01:06:55,387 --> 01:06:56,430
masculine.

916
01:06:56,847 --> 01:06:59,808
- It suits you though.
- I'm so glad about that.

917
01:07:01,310 --> 01:07:02,561
Nadja?

918
01:07:03,437 --> 01:07:06,857
Let's break out the bubbly!
The pussy is out of the way!

919
01:07:09,527 --> 01:07:12,279
Interesting. The pussy?

920
01:07:12,571 --> 01:07:14,490
I'm only away for a few days,

921
01:07:14,740 --> 01:07:18,077
and I find some naked tramp
running around the house!

922
01:07:18,327 --> 01:07:21,080
Nadja is our nanny.
She has great references.

923
01:07:21,330 --> 01:07:25,125
- And she rubs herself in oil every day?
- Don't be silly!

924
01:07:25,376 --> 01:07:30,839
- I wanted you to take on responsibility!
- I am responsible. I hired a nanny.

925
01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:33,259
- Get rid of Nadja.
- Get rid of Luc.

926
01:07:33,509 --> 01:07:36,637
- Why?
- I don't want to see that retard again.

927
01:07:36,804 --> 01:07:39,515
We work together. We're a team!

928
01:07:39,682 --> 01:07:43,477
Nadja and I also work together.
We're a team too!

929
01:07:43,936 --> 01:07:46,355
- You're not serious.
- Sure I am.

930
01:07:46,605 --> 01:07:48,774
- I don't believe it.
- Katharina!

931
01:07:49,024 --> 01:07:50,484
Screw you!

932
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:52,736
You too!

933
01:07:53,279 --> 01:07:57,408
- I said there'd be trouble.
- I won't grovel. I'm no dachshund.

934
01:07:57,658 --> 01:08:01,787
- Dachshunds are very intelligent.
- Only a small man would say that.

935
01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:04,373
- What does that mean?
- They're doormats.

936
01:08:04,873 --> 01:08:08,586
- Doormats?
- You're a dachshund, I'm a Doberman.

937
01:08:08,836 --> 01:08:12,423
Your intelligence isn't much use
after I bite off your dick.

938
01:08:13,507 --> 01:08:16,385
So you won't apologize
and get rid of Nadja?

939
01:08:16,635 --> 01:08:21,473
We men can't give in to everything,
or soon we'll have no say at all!

940
01:08:22,099 --> 01:08:24,852
- Maybe you're right.
- Of course I am.

941
01:08:25,728 --> 01:08:26,812
You are right.

942
01:08:27,855 --> 01:08:31,317
- We won't run when the woman calls.
- Exactly!

943
01:08:31,567 --> 01:08:34,278
When they say sit up and beg,
we stay put!

944
01:08:37,031 --> 01:08:39,074
WHERE ARE YOU DWARF RABBIT? ANNA.

945
01:08:39,491 --> 01:08:40,701
Anna wants me.

946
01:08:50,336 --> 01:08:51,837
Finally! I'm busy.

947
01:08:52,755 --> 01:08:55,382
- I only need two minutes.
- What?

948
01:08:55,633 --> 01:08:59,303
- I'm taking you off of the project.
- You want to ditch me.

949
01:08:59,553 --> 01:09:03,682
I'm freeing you to work on bigger stuff,
to deal with ''reality.''

950
01:09:03,849 --> 01:09:07,770
But think about Cannes, Venice,
all the prizes!

951
01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:09,938
There'll be none of that.

952
01:09:10,105 --> 01:09:12,650
I can live with that.
Although it's a shame.

953
01:09:12,900 --> 01:09:14,485
- A what?
- A shame.

954
01:09:19,448 --> 01:09:20,532
Hey!

955
01:09:27,456 --> 01:09:30,042
Hey, aren't you that director?

956
01:09:30,209 --> 01:09:32,628
Yes, but I didn't make ''Titanic.''

957
01:09:32,878 --> 01:09:35,339
''Metamorphosis.''

958
01:09:36,173 --> 01:09:38,092
Can I sit down?

959
01:09:39,468 --> 01:09:41,428
Are you always this chatty?

960
01:09:43,972 --> 01:09:46,433
Um...
Do you come here often?

961
01:09:47,142 --> 01:09:49,436
Your movie changed my life.

962
01:09:49,687 --> 01:09:52,147
- Did you really see it?
- Yeah, it was me.

963
01:09:52,398 --> 01:09:54,024
- To the very end?
- Yes.

964
01:09:54,274 --> 01:09:55,442
Wow.

965
01:09:56,944 --> 01:09:59,029
I won the Palme D'Or for it.

966
01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:03,033
- I know.
- Really?

967
01:10:15,087 --> 01:10:16,672
It's very humid today.

968
01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:21,051
That woman in your movie
had a personality disorder.

969
01:10:22,594 --> 01:10:26,807
And she had no future because
she fell in love with her own alter ego?

970
01:10:27,057 --> 01:10:30,686
It's all about the ego.
That's really important.

971
01:10:30,936 --> 01:10:35,524
Why use the art of omission
to manifest her hopelessness?

972
01:10:35,774 --> 01:10:37,317
It's about omission.

973
01:10:37,818 --> 01:10:41,363
Everything that wasn't omitted
would be part of reality,

974
01:10:41,530 --> 01:10:43,282
and unmasked by the art.

975
01:10:43,532 --> 01:10:45,868
- Wow.
- Yeah.

976
01:10:59,131 --> 01:11:01,383
Do you sit next to each other in class?

977
01:11:02,217 --> 01:11:04,887
Max is one grade above me.

978
01:11:06,013 --> 01:11:07,598
How old are you then?

979
01:11:07,765 --> 01:11:10,851
- Old enough.
- Old enough for what?

980
01:11:11,435 --> 01:11:13,896
I can jerk off,
if that's what you mean.

981
01:11:16,273 --> 01:11:18,150
It was only a joke.

982
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:21,153
- Your dads are really uptight.
- I know.

983
01:11:26,784 --> 01:11:28,410
Do you want my wafer?

984
01:11:30,287 --> 01:11:32,247
Wafers make you fat.

985
01:11:34,917 --> 01:11:38,253
- Who says so?
- My personal trainer.

986
01:11:41,548 --> 01:11:45,344
- You have a personal trainer?
- It is what it is.

987
01:11:45,511 --> 01:11:47,429
That's so cool.

988
01:11:47,679 --> 01:11:50,432
Why does a shrimp like you
need a personal trainer?

989
01:11:51,767 --> 01:11:54,061
Ever heard of lipometabolism?

990
01:11:54,561 --> 01:11:55,646
Protein diets?

991
01:11:57,439 --> 01:12:01,944
- No carb?
- Heard of a home for big mouth kids?

992
01:12:02,110 --> 01:12:04,154
- Dad!
- Ignore him.

993
01:12:05,447 --> 01:12:07,825
Magdalena, you can eat a wafer.
It's fine.

994
01:12:08,075 --> 01:12:11,036
Of course,
if you want to look like a whale.

995
01:12:15,791 --> 01:12:16,834
Got to go.

996
01:12:19,628 --> 01:12:20,879
Got to work out.

997
01:12:21,129 --> 01:12:22,130
It's been...

998
01:12:22,381 --> 01:12:24,424
really nice.

999
01:12:28,136 --> 01:12:30,222
Isn't he cute?

1000
01:12:38,647 --> 01:12:41,191
What's wrong?
You really like those.

1001
01:12:42,317 --> 01:12:43,652
Not anymore.

1002
01:12:45,445 --> 01:12:46,905
No carb.

1003
01:12:50,075 --> 01:12:52,536
Magdalena, you're too young for diets.

1004
01:12:52,786 --> 01:12:56,290
But not too young to show my sweetheart
how much I love him.

1005
01:12:56,540 --> 01:13:00,502
Wow, he must be very special
for you to give up your cookies.

1006
01:13:01,003 --> 01:13:05,215
- Henry would give up cookies for you.
- I know.

1007
01:13:05,465 --> 01:13:09,845
- So why don't you love him anymore?
- I do love him. A lot.

1008
01:13:10,095 --> 01:13:12,931
- Henry misses you.
- I miss him too.

1009
01:13:13,181 --> 01:13:16,393
- Why did you move out then?
- We're just taking a break.

1010
01:13:16,643 --> 01:13:19,104
- A break from loving each other?
- No.

1011
01:13:19,271 --> 01:13:21,773
A break from everything else.

1012
01:13:21,940 --> 01:13:26,278
A good relationship means more
than just loving each other.

1013
01:13:26,445 --> 01:13:29,740
- Really?
- You have to be happy with yourself.

1014
01:13:29,907 --> 01:13:34,411
And that doesn't happen when you
always have to give up your cookies.

1015
01:13:50,427 --> 01:13:51,428
SET FOR 'FREE FLIGHT'!

1016
01:13:51,595 --> 01:13:55,098
- What's wrong?
- I don't believe it.

1017
01:13:56,141 --> 01:13:59,019
- Matthias, champ!
- I've got bad news.

1018
01:13:59,269 --> 01:14:01,980
- What news?
- Be strong, okay?

1019
01:14:02,230 --> 01:14:04,775
- Matthias?
- I found my cat.

1020
01:14:05,275 --> 01:14:06,318
In the garden.

1021
01:14:10,948 --> 01:14:14,493
- How is the little pussy?
- She was shot.

1022
01:14:14,743 --> 01:14:17,537
- Shot?
- Yes, man, shot!

1023
01:14:18,288 --> 01:14:22,960
I bet it was that fat forest ranger.
The evil bastard!

1024
01:14:24,086 --> 01:14:28,507
He's always had it in for me.
When I find him, I'll chop his head off!

1025
01:14:29,049 --> 01:14:31,093
- Matthias?
- I'm going to do it.

1026
01:14:32,803 --> 01:14:36,682
He just put her next to a hole.
Just like a cheap piece of meat!

1027
01:14:37,307 --> 01:14:40,018
Matthias, I'm really very sorry.

1028
01:14:41,061 --> 01:14:44,231
- I understand your pain, but...
- I can't do the movie.

1029
01:14:44,481 --> 01:14:47,067
- What?
- I'm never making one again.

1030
01:14:47,317 --> 01:14:51,029
- You're not serious.
- Fuck, Henry. Oh man.

1031
01:14:52,739 --> 01:14:55,367
It's looking at me,
eyes wide open, as if to say:

1032
01:14:57,744 --> 01:15:01,164
- ''You abandoned me!''
- Matthias?

1033
01:15:01,415 --> 01:15:05,460
''You weren't there
when I needed you, Matthias!''

1034
01:15:08,130 --> 01:15:11,216
Stay where you are.
I'll be there in five minutes.

1035
01:15:11,466 --> 01:15:14,219
- I just...
- I need to talk to you.

1036
01:15:14,469 --> 01:15:15,554
Henry?

1037
01:15:15,804 --> 01:15:18,640
- I've got issues with Matthias.
- Me too.

1038
01:15:19,975 --> 01:15:23,311
- Matthias as the lead in ''Free Flight''?
- What?

1039
01:15:23,895 --> 01:15:27,024
Hey, wait a minute.
You wait in line to audition, okay?

1040
01:15:27,274 --> 01:15:30,819
- Audition? I don't need one.
- Hey, wait!

1041
01:15:31,903 --> 01:15:35,615
- What on earth?
- Are you responsible for this?

1042
01:15:35,782 --> 01:15:37,659
What do you take me for?

1043
01:15:37,909 --> 01:15:42,164
Do you think I walk through Berlin,
giving out parts everywhere?

1044
01:15:43,123 --> 01:15:46,418
Sir! I'm at your service.

1045
01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:49,588
The audition is along the corridor.

1046
01:15:49,838 --> 01:15:53,091
- How did they get this idea?
- It's this magazine!

1047
01:15:53,341 --> 01:15:54,926
They write what they want!

1048
01:15:55,177 --> 01:15:59,347
- What do you mean, ''audition''?
- Take a number and wait your turn.

1049
01:16:00,098 --> 01:16:04,186
You promised me the role
so I wouldn't report your daughter!

1050
01:16:08,482 --> 01:16:09,816
I don't believe it.

1051
01:16:10,442 --> 01:16:13,028
Oh God, you asshole!

1052
01:16:13,528 --> 01:16:14,780
Katharina!

1053
01:16:16,615 --> 01:16:19,993
- Thanks.
- Did you promise her a part too?

1054
01:16:20,619 --> 01:16:23,997
I quit my job because of you.
You're scum.

1055
01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:25,749
PUSSY

1056
01:16:26,166 --> 01:16:27,209
Little pussy...

1057
01:16:28,627 --> 01:16:30,253
I'll see you on the other side.

1058
01:16:34,174 --> 01:16:36,218
- Turtles?
- Cute, huh?

1059
01:16:38,178 --> 01:16:41,848
- What is this one called?
- Stefan.

1060
01:16:42,432 --> 01:16:44,559
Stefan?
How about that one?

1061
01:16:45,852 --> 01:16:47,896
- Stefan.
- I mean this one.

1062
01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:52,192
- Stefan. They're all called Stefan.
- Why?

1063
01:16:52,484 --> 01:16:54,027
So I remember their names.

1064
01:16:59,825 --> 01:17:02,077
Do you want one?
I'll give you one.

1065
01:17:02,369 --> 01:17:05,580
- What would I do with it?
- You can...

1066
01:17:05,747 --> 01:17:07,999
- Stroke it?
- That's for girls.

1067
01:17:09,918 --> 01:17:11,753
- Wash it?
- That's for girls too.

1068
01:17:13,672 --> 01:17:18,176
You can put it in your pants
and carry it around with you.

1069
01:17:22,139 --> 01:17:23,849
Give it to me.

1070
01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:47,914
Hey, Mr Lehnbach.

1071
01:17:51,293 --> 01:17:53,211
What are you doing here?

1072
01:17:55,172 --> 01:17:57,716
I have something down here.
You can wash it.

1073
01:17:59,134 --> 01:18:02,387
You can wash it,
and you should, every day.

1074
01:18:02,762 --> 01:18:05,307
That's what Magdalena does.

1075
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:09,352
- Sorry?
- She likes stroking it too.

1076
01:18:10,604 --> 01:18:13,440
- What does she like stroking?
- My Stefan.

1077
01:18:13,732 --> 01:18:16,985
- She strokes your Stefan?
- Yeah, he loves it.

1078
01:18:17,277 --> 01:18:21,281
My daughter Magdalena
strokes your Stefan?

1079
01:18:21,531 --> 01:18:24,993
She's not doing it right now.
He's in my pants at the moment.

1080
01:18:25,243 --> 01:18:27,162
- Want to see him?
- No.

1081
01:18:28,288 --> 01:18:32,876
If I ever catch you
even looking at Magdalena again,

1082
01:18:33,126 --> 01:18:37,172
then I'll pull Stefan up to your nose
and tie him to your ears.

1083
01:18:37,422 --> 01:18:39,925
- I was joking, man!
- It wasn't funny!

1084
01:18:40,175 --> 01:18:43,136
- Dad, leave him alone!
- He's so uptight!

1085
01:18:43,303 --> 01:18:45,305
- I know!
- We're over!

1086
01:18:45,555 --> 01:18:47,891
I have three words for you:
''Get lost!''

1087
01:18:48,141 --> 01:18:49,851
- Dad!
- That's two words.

1088
01:18:50,352 --> 01:18:52,437
- Dad!
- You little smart-ass.

1089
01:18:57,025 --> 01:18:59,569
- Dad, you're so embarrassing!
- Yeah!

1090
01:19:03,990 --> 01:19:05,575
Magdalena?

1091
01:19:08,078 --> 01:19:09,746
Magdalena?

1092
01:19:11,957 --> 01:19:12,958
Open the door.

1093
01:19:13,792 --> 01:19:15,126
No.

1094
01:19:15,293 --> 01:19:18,380
Can I make it up to you
with a big tub of ice cream?

1095
01:19:19,089 --> 01:19:22,926
You broke my heart.
It can't be mended with ice cream.

1096
01:19:23,927 --> 01:19:25,679
I didn't mean to break your heart.

1097
01:19:29,057 --> 01:19:31,101
Want to sleep in my bed tonight?

1098
01:19:31,518 --> 01:19:34,771
I don't think
that would be pedagogically sound.

1099
01:19:36,481 --> 01:19:38,108
I love you.

1100
01:19:38,483 --> 01:19:40,026
I know.

1101
01:19:42,487 --> 01:19:44,489
If you don't open up, I'll go.

1102
01:19:47,325 --> 01:19:51,079
- I'm really going to go..
- Just go then.

1103
01:20:05,343 --> 01:20:07,137
Henry, I'm glad you're here.

1104
01:20:08,722 --> 01:20:11,016
- What's this?
- A bottle of juice.

1105
01:20:11,266 --> 01:20:13,893
Wrong, it's an empty bottle of juice.

1106
01:20:14,144 --> 01:20:16,855
- Then put a new one in.
- I can't believe it.

1107
01:20:17,022 --> 01:20:20,191
I must have asked you to do that
a hundred times.

1108
01:20:20,358 --> 01:20:24,195
- It's only a bottle!
- No, that's exactly what it's not.

1109
01:20:24,446 --> 01:20:27,574
It's a matter
of consideration and respect.

1110
01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:29,826
Please just put in a new bottle!

1111
01:20:30,452 --> 01:20:31,578
You know, Henry,

1112
01:20:32,037 --> 01:20:35,540
I just proposed to Anna
in the most perfect way.

1113
01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:38,168
I came up with something fantastic.

1114
01:20:38,335 --> 01:20:41,046
But she's left me for somebody else.

1115
01:20:41,588 --> 01:20:44,549
And instead of consoling me,
you start going on at me

1116
01:20:44,716 --> 01:20:47,302
as if we'd been married for thirty years.

1117
01:20:47,927 --> 01:20:51,222
I even got a tattoo of her name.

1118
01:20:52,599 --> 01:20:55,268
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.

1119
01:20:55,894 --> 01:20:57,645
Where?

1120
01:21:03,318 --> 01:21:04,486
Show me.

1121
01:21:06,654 --> 01:21:08,907
Come on, show me.

1122
01:21:10,033 --> 01:21:11,534
It can't be all that bad.

1123
01:21:35,809 --> 01:21:38,311
- Did it hurt?
- Like hell.

1124
01:21:43,024 --> 01:21:45,193
You're a guy with a tramp stamp.

1125
01:21:47,612 --> 01:21:49,823
It's not funny, Henry.

1126
01:21:50,740 --> 01:21:54,119
How am I ever
going to meet another woman?

1127
01:21:58,164 --> 01:21:59,582
- Banana.
- Banana?

1128
01:21:59,958 --> 01:22:02,627
Yeah.
''Bannana.''

1129
01:22:04,212 --> 01:22:07,465
- Banana doesn't have a double N.
- What's worse?

1130
01:22:07,715 --> 01:22:11,302
A spelling mistake on your ass
or never having sex again?

1131
01:22:18,226 --> 01:22:21,980
- I need a drink.
- How about a banana daiquiri?

1132
01:22:32,157 --> 01:22:33,491
It's good to see you.

1133
01:22:58,975 --> 01:23:01,186
I worked on ''Free Flight'' for so long.

1134
01:23:01,936 --> 01:23:03,980
It's my life's work,

1135
01:23:04,147 --> 01:23:08,026
and he gives the part
to the biggest moron in the movies.

1136
01:23:08,276 --> 01:23:10,612
Can you imagine that?

1137
01:23:13,907 --> 01:23:16,784
I'm sure he feels terrible about it.

1138
01:23:33,843 --> 01:23:35,303
Don't you want to get that?

1139
01:23:39,641 --> 01:23:42,977
The problem is,
Henry only thinks about himself.

1140
01:23:43,228 --> 01:23:45,522
I thought it'd improve if I moved out.

1141
01:23:45,772 --> 01:23:47,482
Put yourself in his shoes.

1142
01:23:47,774 --> 01:23:49,317
He has a beautiful,

1143
01:23:49,609 --> 01:23:52,195
highly intelligent woman at his side.

1144
01:23:52,362 --> 01:23:55,114
That's not easy for a man

1145
01:23:55,365 --> 01:23:57,242
who himself wants success.

1146
01:23:59,827 --> 01:24:03,039
I can talk to him, if you'd like.

1147
01:24:03,831 --> 01:24:07,627
That's very nice of you,
but I have to sort it out myself.

1148
01:24:12,090 --> 01:24:14,968
- Are you nuts?
- Henry is a great guy.

1149
01:24:15,134 --> 01:24:17,637
But I've noticed
the way you look at me.

1150
01:24:18,888 --> 01:24:20,765
The way I look at you?

1151
01:24:21,015 --> 01:24:22,433
What way?

1152
01:24:22,684 --> 01:24:27,146
I don't have a way!
The looks I give are basically blank.

1153
01:24:28,356 --> 01:24:31,192
Now you're resisting
the woman inside you.

1154
01:24:32,443 --> 01:24:35,029
It's okay to have needs,

1155
01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:36,906
and feelings.

1156
01:24:38,491 --> 01:24:40,451
I'd like you to leave now.

1157
01:24:41,869 --> 01:24:44,664
- You're my editor!
- Exactly.

1158
01:24:44,914 --> 01:24:47,875
I know what's happening inside you.
I can read you.

1159
01:24:48,126 --> 01:24:51,004
I can feel how much you desire me.

1160
01:24:52,630 --> 01:24:55,508
Quiet, little bunny.

1161
01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:01,222
Where are you going?

1162
01:25:02,348 --> 01:25:05,893
I need a drink.
Get the hell out of my house!

1163
01:25:12,191 --> 01:25:13,651
- Your daughter?
- Yeah.

1164
01:25:15,278 --> 01:25:17,488
- She's pretty.
- Yes.

1165
01:25:19,032 --> 01:25:22,076
Be honest.
Do you find me attractive?

1166
01:25:24,495 --> 01:25:25,788
- It depends.
- On what?

1167
01:25:26,331 --> 01:25:28,750
- On the tip, of course.
- Oh.

1168
01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:32,670
That was a joke.
I think you're really nice.

1169
01:25:33,212 --> 01:25:34,339
- Nice?
- Yes.

1170
01:25:34,589 --> 01:25:38,384
- Nice is one step up from awful.
- That's not true.

1171
01:25:38,635 --> 01:25:40,386
- It's the new sexy.
- Really?

1172
01:25:40,637 --> 01:25:43,222
- I know all about it.
- So would you go out with me?

1173
01:25:43,473 --> 01:25:45,391
- On the spot.
- Really?

1174
01:25:47,185 --> 01:25:51,397
But my boss doesn't allow it.
I'm really sorry.

1175
01:25:56,694 --> 01:25:57,737
Tristan!

1176
01:26:00,073 --> 01:26:03,534
- My editor tried to hit on me.
- Anna broke up with me.

1177
01:26:06,871 --> 01:26:08,956
You still have a cute daughter.

1178
01:26:09,207 --> 01:26:11,542
- She's not mine.
- Ouch.

1179
01:26:11,793 --> 01:26:14,295
- Another drink?
- If you're paying.

1180
01:26:16,005 --> 01:26:18,424
- Tequila, please.
- Two?

1181
01:26:18,883 --> 01:26:21,552
A bottle.
Tonight we're going all out.

1182
01:26:34,273 --> 01:26:35,608
Down it.

1183
01:26:40,363 --> 01:26:42,699
We'll never be this young again.

1184
01:26:48,621 --> 01:26:50,540
This one is on me.

1185
01:26:55,670 --> 01:26:57,922
Kampai, salute and cheers!

1186
01:27:02,176 --> 01:27:03,302
Down the hatch!

1187
01:27:47,013 --> 01:27:50,767
- Not a good day?
- It couldn't get any shittier.

1188
01:27:52,435 --> 01:27:55,730
- Want to talk about it?
- I screwed up today.

1189
01:27:56,022 --> 01:27:59,525
My girlfriend thinks I don't love her,
my daughter hates me,

1190
01:27:59,692 --> 01:28:02,361
Matthias won't do my movie
thanks to a dead cat.

1191
01:28:02,528 --> 01:28:05,198
- You're not that bad.
- Thanks for trying.

1192
01:28:05,448 --> 01:28:07,825
I know how I can cheer you up little.

1193
01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:23,674
Don't be afraid, they don't bite.

1194
01:28:25,009 --> 01:28:27,428
They just want to play.

1195
01:28:50,368 --> 01:28:52,829
But I don't want to play.

1196
01:28:54,580 --> 01:28:58,084
- Of course you do.
- No, no, no. I don't want to play.

1197
01:28:59,335 --> 01:29:03,506
Nadja,
you're really sweet and nice...

1198
01:29:05,258 --> 01:29:07,927
- And intelligent.
- Intelligent?

1199
01:29:08,761 --> 01:29:10,054
Very intelligent.

1200
01:29:11,764 --> 01:29:14,016
If things were different,

1201
01:29:14,183 --> 01:29:17,436
I'd love to play with you,
I'd play like hell.

1202
01:29:17,687 --> 01:29:20,565
- But I love Katharina.
- She's ancient!

1203
01:29:20,815 --> 01:29:22,984
Yeah,
but she's the love of my life.

1204
01:29:24,110 --> 01:29:25,319
Idiot!

1205
01:29:27,822 --> 01:29:29,699
Are you still our nanny?

1206
01:29:30,533 --> 01:29:31,742
I quit!

1207
01:29:41,252 --> 01:29:42,795
Can I keep you company?

1208
01:29:44,255 --> 01:29:47,133
- Katharina's screwing someone else.
- What?

1209
01:29:47,633 --> 01:29:50,094
She's been behaving so strangely.

1210
01:29:50,678 --> 01:29:52,346
She's not answering my calls.

1211
01:29:53,472 --> 01:29:55,641
- She must be asleep.
- No.

1212
01:29:56,267 --> 01:29:59,353
- She's screwing him, I can tell.
- I don't believe it.

1213
01:30:00,313 --> 01:30:03,232
I'm telling you,
when I find that guy...

1214
01:30:03,524 --> 01:30:07,403
- What?
- I'll smash his face in.

1215
01:30:14,994 --> 01:30:17,496
And what if she...

1216
01:30:18,581 --> 01:30:19,874
screwed me?

1217
01:30:27,214 --> 01:30:29,383
- That would be okay.
- Really?

1218
01:30:30,509 --> 01:30:32,094
- Yeah.
- Seriously?

1219
01:30:32,261 --> 01:30:36,933
Yeah.
I mean, you're practically family.

1220
01:30:37,099 --> 01:30:41,270
- And I screwed your wife too.
- I slept with Katharina.

1221
01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:44,857
Phew, I thought you'd go nuts.

1222
01:30:48,653 --> 01:30:49,946
Oh, God!

1223
01:30:50,571 --> 01:30:54,700
- Okay, are we even now?
- Not quite.

1224
01:31:04,585 --> 01:31:05,753
What the fuck.

1225
01:31:43,791 --> 01:31:46,544
The thing with Katharina was a slipup.

1226
01:31:48,045 --> 01:31:50,297
- A slipup?
- We were lonely.

1227
01:31:51,716 --> 01:31:55,344
- Lonely?
- We were drunk. It wasn't really sex.

1228
01:31:55,594 --> 01:31:57,513
It was more like consolation.

1229
01:31:59,807 --> 01:32:01,851
- Did you use a condom?
- Yes.

1230
01:32:03,477 --> 01:32:04,937
Did she have an orgasm?

1231
01:32:07,815 --> 01:32:10,151
- Did she?
- I don't know. I was drunk.

1232
01:32:10,401 --> 01:32:14,989
- But you know that you used a condom.
- I didn't make her scream, okay?

1233
01:32:15,990 --> 01:32:18,576
- Even so.
- She did make some noise though.

1234
01:32:19,076 --> 01:32:21,829
- Want another punch?
- Sorry, it slipped out.

1235
01:32:28,961 --> 01:32:32,506
- Good morning.
- Good morning, Magdalena.

1236
01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:38,679
Magdalena,
it won't work out with Max.

1237
01:32:38,929 --> 01:32:43,267
- But Nick is really nice too, right?
- You just don't get it.

1238
01:32:43,517 --> 01:32:46,854
- What don't I get?
- Nick has been chasing me for ages.

1239
01:32:47,104 --> 01:32:51,192
He does exactly what I tell him.
But Max is cool.

1240
01:32:51,776 --> 01:32:56,781
- I'm not cool, but I won Anna's heart.
- And then lost it again.

1241
01:32:57,531 --> 01:33:01,160
A man doesn't have to be cool,
he has to love you.

1242
01:33:01,410 --> 01:33:03,245
Being cool doesn't hurt.

1243
01:33:03,829 --> 01:33:05,998
Henry, can't you help me out here?

1244
01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:13,422
Look. Nick loves you so much,
he even tried to steal you an iPhone.

1245
01:33:13,672 --> 01:33:17,093
- What?
- Has Max ever done that for you?

1246
01:33:17,343 --> 01:33:19,178
Max has three iPhones.

1247
01:33:19,428 --> 01:33:23,265
See, if he really loved you,
he would have given you one.

1248
01:33:23,516 --> 01:33:25,768
- Unbelievable!
- Let's go.

1249
01:33:35,986 --> 01:33:37,571
Look, Magdalena.

1250
01:33:37,822 --> 01:33:40,616
Nick does your math homework.
It's practical.

1251
01:33:40,866 --> 01:33:44,620
I'm not marrying someone
because they do my math homework.

1252
01:33:44,870 --> 01:33:47,123
- Who's talking about marriage?
- Me.

1253
01:33:47,581 --> 01:33:52,837
- I'm marrying Max, whatever you think.
- It doesn't happen just like that.

1254
01:33:53,003 --> 01:33:55,631
- It's a big deal, Magdalena.
- I know.

1255
01:33:55,798 --> 01:33:59,093
You have to be sure
you've found the right person.

1256
01:33:59,343 --> 01:34:01,053
It's a responsibility.

1257
01:34:01,220 --> 01:34:04,807
You promise to make them happy
for the rest of your life.

1258
01:34:05,057 --> 01:34:08,811
- Is that why you didn't get married?
- What?

1259
01:34:09,061 --> 01:34:11,689
You don't want
to make Katharina happy.

1260
01:34:11,939 --> 01:34:13,816
I wanted to marry Katharina.

1261
01:34:17,528 --> 01:34:19,238
Here.

1262
01:34:20,948 --> 01:34:24,910
Look at this.
I got it for Katharina.

1263
01:34:28,247 --> 01:34:30,040
It's beautiful.

1264
01:34:30,291 --> 01:34:32,209
I want to make her happy,

1265
01:34:32,751 --> 01:34:34,712
but I can't.

1266
01:34:36,714 --> 01:34:38,215
If you give her this,

1267
01:34:38,465 --> 01:34:40,801
she'll be happy
for the rest of her life.

1268
01:34:41,051 --> 01:34:42,178
Really?

1269
01:34:52,104 --> 01:34:54,607
- Bye.
- Bye.

1270
01:35:26,222 --> 01:35:28,641
Did you get rid of Nadja?

1271
01:35:33,604 --> 01:35:37,024
She left
while you were screwing Tristan.

1272
01:35:43,572 --> 01:35:45,574
I made a mistake.

1273
01:35:49,745 --> 01:35:51,330
Can we come in?

1274
01:36:01,006 --> 01:36:03,175
I've got something for you.

1275
01:36:05,386 --> 01:36:06,428
Take it.

1276
01:36:07,721 --> 01:36:08,931
It's for you.

1277
01:36:09,306 --> 01:36:12,226
- It's so cute.
- As cute as you.

1278
01:36:12,476 --> 01:36:15,604
- Is it really for me?
- Sure, because I like you.

1279
01:36:16,981 --> 01:36:20,234
- I thought you liked Magdalena.
- Don't be silly.

1280
01:36:20,734 --> 01:36:24,321
- She's too young for me.
- I saw you with her a few times.

1281
01:36:24,571 --> 01:36:27,866
She crawls after me like a baby.
She's in love with me.

1282
01:36:28,367 --> 01:36:29,868
I don't believe this!

1283
01:36:30,119 --> 01:36:33,122
- Do you want it or not?
- Of course I do.

1284
01:36:33,372 --> 01:36:37,167
- No one ever gave me a turtle.
- Give me that back right now!

1285
01:36:37,418 --> 01:36:40,713
A present is a present.
Owners keepers, losers weepers.

1286
01:36:40,963 --> 01:36:42,798
Give it to me right now!

1287
01:36:43,048 --> 01:36:45,175
- Is it really yours?
- Yes.

1288
01:36:45,342 --> 01:36:48,387
I bought it in the pet shop!
I can show you the slip.

1289
01:36:48,637 --> 01:36:52,891
- You're such a mean liar!
- Are you going to start crying?

1290
01:36:53,142 --> 01:36:54,935
You ass-ass-prick!

1291
01:36:56,478 --> 01:36:57,521
Cry baby!

1292
01:37:08,073 --> 01:37:11,368
- I'll deal with the Tristan thing.
- What thing?

1293
01:37:11,618 --> 01:37:13,829
The fact that you slept with him.

1294
01:37:15,331 --> 01:37:18,459
- I can forget about it.
- I can't though, Henry.

1295
01:37:18,709 --> 01:37:20,461
Do you have feelings for him?

1296
01:37:20,711 --> 01:37:23,964
- It's not about Tristan.
- About what then?

1297
01:37:24,131 --> 01:37:26,967
It's the fact I slept
with anyone else at all.

1298
01:37:27,426 --> 01:37:30,804
- Without a second thought.
- It wasn't that simple.

1299
01:37:30,971 --> 01:37:33,807
You were bummed
about my ''Free Flight'' crap.

1300
01:37:36,143 --> 01:37:37,728
We screwed up, Henry.

1301
01:37:41,690 --> 01:37:45,652
We have to be responsible,
and face the truth head on.

1302
01:37:45,903 --> 01:37:49,448
We owe it to our children,
and ourselves.

1303
01:37:50,115 --> 01:37:53,285
- What's the truth?
- Our relationship doesn't work.

1304
01:37:55,746 --> 01:37:57,831
Some stories just don't end happily.

1305
01:38:00,292 --> 01:38:02,419
Those are shitty stories.

1306
01:38:30,239 --> 01:38:31,615
GONE AWAY, MATTHIAS.

1307
01:40:44,748 --> 01:40:48,585
Three months ago,
I was eating ice cream here with Anna.

1308
01:40:48,877 --> 01:40:51,588
You're still getting
your life insurance money.

1309
01:40:51,838 --> 01:40:56,426
- What does money mean?
- It means you're moving out soon.

1310
01:40:57,094 --> 01:40:59,388
- Aren't you Magdalena's dad?
- Yes.

1311
01:41:00,430 --> 01:41:05,894
- He fathered her, I raised her.
- If she did anything wrong, blame him.

1312
01:41:06,144 --> 01:41:09,022
- I'm Nick's mom. May I sit down?
- Sure.

1313
01:41:11,191 --> 01:41:13,819
- Hi, I'm Henry.
- I'm Tristan.

1314
01:41:14,486 --> 01:41:16,113
- I'm Rosa.
- Luxemburg?

1315
01:41:16,280 --> 01:41:17,239
Stein.

1316
01:41:18,740 --> 01:41:22,452
- My son is a big fan of your daughter.
- Nick is a special kid.

1317
01:41:22,869 --> 01:41:25,372
His haircut definitely is.

1318
01:41:25,622 --> 01:41:27,040
Don't get me wrong.

1319
01:41:27,207 --> 01:41:30,043
He's very sweet,
but he doesn't impress the girls.

1320
01:41:30,294 --> 01:41:32,421
- Because of his hair?
- Not only.

1321
01:41:32,671 --> 01:41:34,965
How many boys wear sandals nowadays?

1322
01:41:35,132 --> 01:41:37,718
Some cool shoes and clothes
wouldn't hurt.

1323
01:41:37,884 --> 01:41:41,722
Sorry, but I don't bring Nick up
to define his self-worth

1324
01:41:41,972 --> 01:41:44,516
with sneakers and cool clothes.

1325
01:41:44,766 --> 01:41:46,893
- He talks like Karl Marx.
- Sorry?

1326
01:41:47,144 --> 01:41:49,730
''You're rich, because others are poor.''

1327
01:41:51,273 --> 01:41:53,400
So you think it's okay for banks

1328
01:41:53,567 --> 01:41:56,445
to control the economy
more than governments?

1329
01:41:56,695 --> 01:42:00,574
We're subject to people who
only care about making more money,

1330
01:42:00,741 --> 01:42:02,242
while others go to hell.

1331
01:42:02,492 --> 01:42:05,078
Ask the man with a family,
who lost his job

1332
01:42:05,329 --> 01:42:08,582
because financial investors
pounced on his business.

1333
01:42:08,832 --> 01:42:10,751
Do you think that it's humane

1334
01:42:10,917 --> 01:42:14,504
that they destroy people's lives
and never show their faces?

1335
01:42:15,464 --> 01:42:19,426
I only said he could do
with some sneakers and a new haircut.

1336
01:42:19,676 --> 01:42:22,054
Our world is on the brink
because men like you

1337
01:42:22,554 --> 01:42:26,600
think they can buy a woman's love
with sneakers and clothes.

1338
01:42:26,850 --> 01:42:30,020
Is that the society
you want your daughter to inherit?

1339
01:42:30,270 --> 01:42:31,355
No.

1340
01:42:36,526 --> 01:42:39,613
I have to go.
I'll see you at Katharina's.

1341
01:42:40,155 --> 01:42:43,867
It was nice to meet you.
Thanks for the ice cream.

1342
01:42:47,162 --> 01:42:50,791
We have to start investing our assets
in a sustainable way,

1343
01:42:50,916 --> 01:42:53,960
for the future of our children,
and our planet.

1344
01:42:54,127 --> 01:42:56,797
- Renewable energies?
- Right.

1345
01:42:57,047 --> 01:43:01,343
Do you know how much energy you get
by burning just a single cow patty?

1346
01:43:07,891 --> 01:43:11,603
Two years!
Cows are shitting out...

1347
01:43:12,104 --> 01:43:15,273
Pure gold.
It's pure gold!

1348
01:43:21,446 --> 01:43:22,614
Hello?

1349
01:43:26,702 --> 01:43:28,203
Hello!

1350
01:43:39,005 --> 01:43:40,465
Wow.

1351
01:43:46,972 --> 01:43:48,598
A book made into a roof?

1352
01:43:48,849 --> 01:43:51,393
- That's great.
- Clever, isn't it?

1353
01:43:51,643 --> 01:43:56,440
- Did you really make it all yourself?
- Each Stefan has his own room.

1354
01:43:56,898 --> 01:43:59,901
- There are only three now.
- Not any more.

1355
01:44:03,864 --> 01:44:06,616
- What's its name?
- Guess.

1356
01:44:07,409 --> 01:44:08,744
Stefan.

1357
01:44:10,662 --> 01:44:14,708
- I thought you had no money?
- I sold my bicycle.

1358
01:44:15,250 --> 01:44:16,293
Really?

1359
01:44:17,961 --> 01:44:20,964
I have two bikes.
You can have one if you want.

1360
01:44:53,789 --> 01:44:55,081
Cheers!

1361
01:45:01,671 --> 01:45:04,132
- Hey, I'm so glad you came.
- Hello.

1362
01:45:10,472 --> 01:45:12,974
Henry, my friend,
I'm so glad you're here.

1363
01:45:13,141 --> 01:45:16,186
Get off.
What's wrong, are you drunk?

1364
01:45:16,353 --> 01:45:19,981
Nothing gets you as drunk
as that sweet potion called love.

1365
01:45:20,232 --> 01:45:21,733
- What?
- I'll introduce you.

1366
01:45:26,154 --> 01:45:28,240
- That's Nick's mom.
- No, no.

1367
01:45:28,490 --> 01:45:32,452
That woman was Nick's mom,
but this is the love of my life.

1368
01:45:32,702 --> 01:45:35,872
- You only met this morning!
- Tristan is so mature.

1369
01:45:36,122 --> 01:45:39,251
Mature?
You haven't seen his tattoo then.

1370
01:45:46,550 --> 01:45:47,592
''Tomato''?

1371
01:45:48,760 --> 01:45:51,429
No, ''Tom''. T-O-M.

1372
01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:53,265
That was her ex, Tom.

1373
01:45:55,225 --> 01:45:56,768
We're soul mates.

1374
01:45:57,018 --> 01:45:58,770
It's rare for two souls to meet

1375
01:45:58,937 --> 01:46:02,023
who have an emotional,
physical and ethical bond.

1376
01:46:02,190 --> 01:46:06,069
- Very rare. So we got engaged.
- You're getting married?

1377
01:46:06,319 --> 01:46:08,154
- Married?
- Anna!

1378
01:46:08,321 --> 01:46:10,657
- We want to get married too!
- Harry!

1379
01:46:11,032 --> 01:46:13,785
- Henry, dude.
- What are you all doing here?

1380
01:46:14,995 --> 01:46:18,164
I invited Anna,
and she brought her friends along!

1381
01:46:19,416 --> 01:46:21,334
Even better,
I have a new pussy.

1382
01:46:21,501 --> 01:46:23,044
Come here, come on!

1383
01:46:25,589 --> 01:46:27,674
There you are!

1384
01:46:28,758 --> 01:46:30,385
I know that pussy already.

1385
01:46:30,635 --> 01:46:33,847
- We're in love! We play all day long.
- All day.

1386
01:46:34,055 --> 01:46:37,267
Look, I have to show you something.
Come here, you.

1387
01:46:37,517 --> 01:46:40,020
- Here she is.
- Isn't she adorable?

1388
01:46:40,186 --> 01:46:43,398
- So cute! Meow!
- Nadja gave it to me.

1389
01:46:44,274 --> 01:46:45,734
Just one more thing...

1390
01:46:46,192 --> 01:46:49,988
Look, if that damn forest ranger...!
Next time...!

1391
01:46:50,238 --> 01:46:51,448
It's not loaded.

1392
01:46:54,451 --> 01:46:57,621
- Oh my God. How sweet!
- It's so cute!

1393
01:46:57,871 --> 01:46:59,372
You see?

1394
01:46:59,623 --> 01:47:01,750
You can finally make your CIA movie.

1395
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:05,462
- We wanted to talk to you about that.
- How can I put it...

1396
01:47:05,629 --> 01:47:08,423
- We have a new approach.
- A new approach?

1397
01:47:08,673 --> 01:47:12,594
If the knife is placed on the soul,
but it's just a hollow space,

1398
01:47:12,761 --> 01:47:16,681
then there's no shell
and you can get rid of the knife.

1399
01:47:20,518 --> 01:47:23,355
- What?
- Right on, dude.

1400
01:47:23,605 --> 01:47:26,942
- Why no happy endings?
- I love them. I really do.

1401
01:47:27,192 --> 01:47:29,778
So you want to do my movie?
With my script?

1402
01:47:30,028 --> 01:47:32,405
- We love it.
- Isn't it great?

1403
01:47:33,573 --> 01:47:36,785
We're one big happy family.
I think that's great.

1404
01:47:36,952 --> 01:47:38,954
- Can we play now?
- Sure, right?

1405
01:47:39,204 --> 01:47:41,581
- What do you think, bunny?
- Let's play.

1406
01:47:41,831 --> 01:47:44,209
- Come on, let's go!
- Let's play!

1407
01:47:48,505 --> 01:47:52,300
- Who was the crazy guy with the gun?
- An actor.

1408
01:47:55,595 --> 01:47:59,140
Let's play blind man's bluff!
Here? Yeah? Okay!

1409
01:48:07,857 --> 01:48:09,859
- Hey.
- Here.

1410
01:48:15,448 --> 01:48:18,368
- Thank you.
- You're welcome. It's for you.

1411
01:48:20,453 --> 01:48:23,498
- Do you like it?
- Yes, it's great.

1412
01:48:25,583 --> 01:48:27,836
It suits you.

1413
01:49:15,050 --> 01:49:19,012
- How's it going with Karl Marx?
- Great. Can I have your car keys?

1414
01:49:19,429 --> 01:49:20,847
What for?

1415
01:49:21,097 --> 01:49:23,266
- To fool around on the backseat.
- What?

1416
01:49:23,892 --> 01:49:25,935
Only joking.

1417
01:49:26,686 --> 01:49:28,646
Do you trust me or not?

1418
01:50:07,268 --> 01:50:09,562
I'm glad you came.

1419
01:50:11,147 --> 01:50:13,441
Thanks for the invitation.

1420
01:50:21,116 --> 01:50:22,700
I have to go.

1421
01:50:22,951 --> 01:50:25,954
- You're going already?
- Why should I stay?

1422
01:50:26,121 --> 01:50:27,330
Stay a little longer.

1423
01:50:29,749 --> 01:50:33,795
Could we have your attention
for a moment please?

1424
01:50:35,922 --> 01:50:40,885
Tristan got so many gifts today
that we're not giving him anything.

1425
01:50:42,428 --> 01:50:44,931
He already got my mom, anyway.

1426
01:50:45,181 --> 01:50:49,144
But there are two people here
who need a present,

1427
01:50:49,394 --> 01:50:51,312
because they lost a lot recently.

1428
01:50:51,563 --> 01:50:54,440
- Are you ready?
- Yes!

1429
01:50:54,691 --> 01:50:58,111
- There once was a virtuous knight.
- He was called Henry.

1430
01:50:58,361 --> 01:51:03,616
Henry was lucky enough to conquer
a super hot princess with his lance.

1431
01:51:03,867 --> 01:51:05,827
Katharina from Saxony-Anhalt.

1432
01:51:06,077 --> 01:51:10,290
- They had two cute kids.
- They were really super cute.

1433
01:51:10,540 --> 01:51:14,544
But then, one day,
Sir Henry had a stupid idea.

1434
01:51:14,794 --> 01:51:18,047
- He told the princess...
- ''I want to be a big shot.

1435
01:51:18,214 --> 01:51:20,550
''I'll make movies, you do laundry.''

1436
01:51:20,717 --> 01:51:24,304
But Katharina was an emancipated woman,
and said,

1437
01:51:24,554 --> 01:51:27,807
''I'm moving out.
You can do your own laundry.''

1438
01:51:29,058 --> 01:51:32,020
You're laughing,
but it wasn't funny at all.

1439
01:51:32,312 --> 01:51:35,732
That's true.
They couldn't live without each other.

1440
01:51:35,982 --> 01:51:38,193
But they didn't want to admit it,

1441
01:51:38,359 --> 01:51:41,404
so they did lots of things
that just made it worse.

1442
01:51:41,654 --> 01:51:42,989
Much worse.

1443
01:51:43,239 --> 01:51:47,285
Sir Henry rode into the Magic Forest,
and because he was so sad,

1444
01:51:47,452 --> 01:51:51,497
he asked the mysterious fairy, Tristan,
for advice, who said:

1445
01:51:51,748 --> 01:51:54,709
''What you did
wasn't pedagogically sound,

1446
01:51:54,959 --> 01:51:58,338
''but for months,
the solution to your problem

1447
01:51:58,588 --> 01:52:01,883
''has been sitting
in your excessively flash car.''

1448
01:52:02,050 --> 01:52:04,219
Sir Henry realized the fairy was right,

1449
01:52:04,469 --> 01:52:06,596
so he rode home and took out the ring

1450
01:52:06,846 --> 01:52:10,975
that he'd bought for Katharina
months before.

1451
01:52:11,226 --> 01:52:13,728
He fell on his knees
before her and said...

1452
01:52:16,773 --> 01:52:18,233
And said...

1453
01:52:18,483 --> 01:52:21,986
''You are my sun and my moon,
you are my everything.

1454
01:52:22,278 --> 01:52:26,574
''Without you there is nothing.
Please marry me!''

1455
01:52:35,333 --> 01:52:39,254
She said ''Yes,''
and they both lived happily ever after.

1456
01:52:41,547 --> 01:52:43,883
The super cute princess, Magdalena,

1457
01:52:44,050 --> 01:52:47,303
was also ready
to marry her super Prince Charming.

1458
01:52:50,682 --> 01:52:53,017
They had all learnt one thing:

1459
01:52:53,268 --> 01:52:56,104
It's worth believing in fairy tales.

1460
01:53:01,442 --> 01:53:03,778
Bravo! Bravo!

1461
01:53:42,317 --> 01:53:46,154
Dear bride and groom,
dear friends and family,

1462
01:53:46,404 --> 01:53:50,992
there's nothing more beautiful
than two young people coming together

1463
01:53:51,242 --> 01:53:54,454
to walk the rest
of life's path side by side,

1464
01:53:55,246 --> 01:53:58,291
and love each other unconditionally.

1465
01:53:58,875 --> 01:54:02,837
We are gathered here today
to join together two people

1466
01:54:03,087 --> 01:54:04,630
in the sacred bond of...

1467
01:54:04,797 --> 01:54:07,800
Can you two
please stop messing around?

1468
01:54:10,386 --> 01:54:13,765
Marriage is a matter of respectability...

1469
01:54:14,015 --> 01:54:17,643
You mean responsibility.
Read the script properly.

1470
01:54:21,189 --> 01:54:25,276
Marriage is like a flower.
At first, it blossoms delicately.

1471
01:54:26,027 --> 01:54:29,572
- Did you get this off Bible-Online?
- Can you shut up?

1472
01:54:30,281 --> 01:54:31,449
Quite right!

1473
01:54:32,742 --> 01:54:34,786
A small blossom,

1474
01:54:35,036 --> 01:54:38,539
that can grow into something
large and beautiful,

1475
01:54:39,540 --> 01:54:42,668
when you give it
a lot of passion and devotion.

1476
01:54:48,341 --> 01:54:51,052
Okay, so you two
are allowed to mess around?

1477
01:54:51,302 --> 01:54:53,471
All I did was blow her a kiss.

1478
01:54:53,721 --> 01:54:56,182
That's messing around
with air in between.

1479
01:54:57,100 --> 01:54:58,893
Want me to blow you a punch?

1480
01:54:59,143 --> 01:55:02,105
Can you both shut up
and get to the point?

1481
01:55:02,355 --> 01:55:04,399
Our feet are going numb up here!

1482
01:55:05,733 --> 01:55:08,694
I declare you man and wife.
The rings, please.

1483
01:55:16,119 --> 01:55:18,371
You may exchange the rings.

1484
01:55:28,548 --> 01:55:31,801
- Give each other a kiss!
- You may now kiss the bride.

1485
02:01:02,131 --> 02:01:05,760
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